"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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I agree, it's a great ice breaker when you catch her eye.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eternal

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Man, Hall of Fame post as always Oxide. Couldn't have said it better myself...Now...Please inform me what the hell that means before I get the urge to delete this piece of brilliant work. :D
 

Kineti[C]harm

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He used the WINK icon.... as in Winking is the perfect way to get a hot babe =)
 

Oxide

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Are you sure about the wink?
How about :p
 

Señor Fingers

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I actually have a system based on this.

I open with ;)

Then I make with the disarmingly friendly :cool:

Get her to :D a few times

Then I bust on her with a little :rolleyes:

Till she gives me the :eek: and hits me playfully

I pretend it hurts :( look puzzled :confused: and ask why she is so mean :mad:

She feels guilty and makes it all better by giving me :eek: in the backseat of her car.

While she is bobbing for nuts, we make eye contact and it all comes full circle with ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oxide

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come on guys, this is simple, really.
 

TesuqueRed

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Fingers, that is the shortest post you've ever made.

But then pictures speak a thousand words...Ok, my mistake, you're on par...
 
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