"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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FML: 95% of the females I think are attractive, are Lesbian.

AF77

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Type = Short hair or shaved head, tattoos or piercings, sort of dyke or rough looking. Not suicide girls, those are teh ghey to me. Anyone have any idea what this type is even called?
I find them ridiculously attractive, I really have no idea. It's probably some sort of deep psychological issue, but I don't seem to have any that I am aware of. I just like that type of chick, different strokes for different folks I guess?
I can pull "normal" tail like a pro; but it's even harder to pickup "my" type when you look like you just stepped off the set of Burn Notice.
Androgynous could definately somewhat describe them, though I don't like admitting it. Androgynous + edgy = I'd put a lot of effort into keeping a relationship with it. Just looking "non-female" isn't going to cut it.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Mad Ghost

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AF77 said:
Anyone have any idea what this type is even called?
Emo, Punk or Indie - either three or all.

Theres a girl at my Gym, she has the colourful tattoos, Half-Hispanic looking and has shaved the sides of her head, I think she is absolutely Gorgeousss, I haven't seen her for about a week to talk it up. I tried with a few of them and all I got back was that they were single but not looking and that they don't have much in common with anybody outside that Indie/Emo/Punk-type community who follows them to Gigs and Fests and pick flowers in the park, but I'm not about to tell you, not to try.
 

backbreaker

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I LOVE women with short hair.

A short red head and i'd probably nut on myself.

I think Julianne Nicholson, the chick who used to play on law and order CI last season is just .. i'd eat her.. just throw me some hot sauce and give me a fork.
 

Rogue

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I love edgey indie chicks to all my heart's content, but the ones I prefer are straight. The one major stylistic difference is I hate butchy short hair, shaved heads, mohawks.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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