"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Florida panthers should have won it in the final.

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Texas rangers. fortyninters. All there teams have proven their organization.
Fiinally Tampa bay is set to a home gave. Analysise team wtih pedirgree like and generetions in the game to bet against Tampa for the easy witin the the rough year. so bet 14 17 18 19 20 in Roulette)did you follow nebraska)agent does as agent wants I suppose(. I know the math get set at the end of the night bet on all play in roulette. Big with for 49 niners coming up . Order my jersery XD

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't know what's crazier, this post or the fact there are hockey teams in Florida.

OP, what are your thoughts on soccer played in the snow?
 

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I don't know what's crazier, this post or the fact there are hockey teams in Florida.

OP, what are your thoughts on soccer played in the snow?
Well considering the dolphins did not farewell with their worl famous meatleass diet. I bank on players like Morgan and rapinoe. They usually are wildcards. And that shirt Morgan 13 really sells of the stands. Considering Moran practiced in Orlando so she must have some cold resistance. All in all It will come down to a lucky clutch or Like the men's division Davis cup last year witht the dream boy tennis player berretinini. So all in all Soccer Ladies division still has some powerhouses. Not to mention how we clean up out last meeting playing chine. So May Gunther from breakfast club give uf us the big W. Coming up soo,. Just my two cents. Snow is a rough surface I consinder usining an ozonator maching with long boarding during free time . (Former district champion tennis player) (sponsors form HeaD) Shoe are always a go to with mizuno turffs or Lotto atp raptor for training. In the old days I recommend straight from addidas their $200 package with two shirts shorts, barricades. And a discount code for competing.. LOl Fun thread.
 

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I don't know what's crazier, this post or the fact there are hockey teams in Florida.

OP, what are your thoughts on soccer played in the snow?
Well, hockey is mainly played indoors, so it doesn't matter - but yes, to have a sport be a part of a locale's zeitgeist, the climate should be congruent.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I don't know what's crazier, this post or the fact there are hockey teams in Florida.

OP, what are your thoughts on soccer played in the snow?
well the bracket starts over next season. one wrong move and the bruins would move into the international bracket. back in high school met and played with two itf tennis players whiched moved brackets in a way they qualified into actual challengers on the tennis pro tour. from memory like futures 13 event years ago. If anything I could get four games off the it f junior. reality ice hockey moves the same way.
 
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