"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Flirting via text messaging with a girl i've never met

Jokerlsk

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Hey guys, today at youth group we went bowling and ate at some restaurant. While we were there i decided to text on my friend's (she's a girl) phone. i started randomly texting one of her friends and she seemed pretty interested. She sent me photos of herself and we flirted. I would give her a hb6.5. The thing is this girl goes to a private school (the school the girl at my church goes) and i've never met her in person. I kinda wanna hookup with this girl; do you guys have any advice on how i could go about this??? BTW i don't have texting on my phone but i got her number and she told me to call her anytime. ideas on how i can get the convo started since i've never talked to her on the phone before? Do you guys have any jokes i could make to loosen her up?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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chinwaggler

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you brain can't think up jokes even when you have all the time in the world to text?
 

AKA FLEX

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Four words, and I've said it before: whatever comes to mind.

Just call her and start talking about whatever is on your mind. Scripting out a phone conversation with a chick before you call never works because the actual convo never follows the course you anticipate.

Just call her, be loose, and chat.
 

Jokerlsk

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Yeah, so i called her and she wanted to hang out but i decided to decline her offer. Alot of my friends told me she was a wh0r3 and already had a boyfriend. I'm not into taking other guys girls.......
 
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