"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flirting 101

TheMan425

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When I flirt with a girl, i often smile, tease her ALOT, throw stuff at her like little pieces of paper, porpusely bump into her, ask her crazy questions like "Have you ever licked your own boob?" or " What would you do if i got naked, spread my legs and said f*** me beautiful?" or a variation of some sort. Usually i get a "what??" or "why do you ask these questions??" along with a laugh or a smile, but if theyre in a bad mood sometimes they give me an annoyed look or something if i do something physical, so i read her body language before doing anything. Crazy questions are always fun, so far i havent got a bad reaction.;)

What are some of your techniques and how do they respond?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bvbidd

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Have you ****ed any of these girls? Or do they just think your insane?

Not all of that sounds like flirting. Some of it's just weird.

Not saying you don't get good reactions..
 

TheMan425

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no, they just think im funny, maybe a little crazy. anyways im obviously on this site to get tips, not give them. so if you have some good tips on flirting, ide be delighted to hear them.

btw, i forgot to mention my ideas are getting me nowhere but in the friend zone. so like i said, ide like to hear other techniques.
 

oakraiderz2

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You sound a little eccentric. Tone it down a little. I do the samething but im not insane...like you probably appear to be.
 

TheMan425

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lol, i guess you can say that. but just for the record i havent actually asked anyone those exact questions, i was just trying to think of a funny example. anyone else?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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