"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Flame Warriors...name your flame! (For Fun)

W

Wyldfire

Banned
Joined
Oct 25, 2001
Messages
9,104
Reaction score
28
Although I think I posted this link ages ago (like 3 years ago), I'm sure it's gotta be archived by now and most of those who posted on it are long gone.

I'm usually a "Kung Fu Master" on a forum, but as of late I've been a bit of a Netiquette Nazi with my penchant for complaining about what I don't like. These warrior profiles are funny and you can spot yourself and others when reading them.

Post your warrior type...

Here's mine (lately):

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netiquettenazi.htm
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

A

AC/DC

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 16, 2003
Messages
1,270
Reaction score
3
Age
38
Location
hyphy bay area, ca
BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
 
W

Wyldfire

Banned
Joined
Oct 25, 2001
Messages
9,104
Reaction score
28
Originally posted by AC/DC
BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
Click to expand...
lol...I'm sometimes an Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur or a Troller. Sometimes, for fun, I will pretend to be a Target only to unleash the Kung Fu Master after toying with someone for awhile.

The most annoying flame warrior is the "Weenie-Issues" hybrid...
 
G

Giovanni Casanova

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 5, 2002
Messages
5,550
Reaction score
18
Age
47
Location
Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Jerk, Royal, and Tireless Rebutter... although despite the descriptions, I am well-loved by all, as everyone is certainly aware.
 
C

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
thanks for the link Wyld

I'm goin to bed but will update this post tomorrow for ya to tell what I am.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

I

InsidiousNstinct

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2003
Messages
763
Reaction score
4
Age
40
Location
Somewhere between the cities of Lost and Found
Just call me....the perv:p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top