Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Flame Warriors...name your flame! (For Fun)

Wyldfire

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Although I think I posted this link ages ago (like 3 years ago), I'm sure it's gotta be archived by now and most of those who posted on it are long gone.

I'm usually a "Kung Fu Master" on a forum, but as of late I've been a bit of a Netiquette Nazi with my penchant for complaining about what I don't like. These warrior profiles are funny and you can spot yourself and others when reading them.

Post your warrior type...

Here's mine (lately):

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netiquettenazi.htm
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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AC/DC

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BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
 

Wyldfire

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Originally posted by AC/DC
BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
lol...I'm sometimes an Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur or a Troller. Sometimes, for fun, I will pretend to be a Target only to unleash the Kung Fu Master after toying with someone for awhile.

The most annoying flame warrior is the "Weenie-Issues" hybrid...
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Jerk, Royal, and Tireless Rebutter... although despite the descriptions, I am well-loved by all, as everyone is certainly aware.
 

comic_relief

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thanks for the link Wyld

I'm goin to bed but will update this post tomorrow for ya to tell what I am.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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InsidiousNstinct

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Just call me....the perv:p
 
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