"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Flame Warriors...name your flame! (For Fun)

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Wyldfire

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Although I think I posted this link ages ago (like 3 years ago), I'm sure it's gotta be archived by now and most of those who posted on it are long gone.

I'm usually a "Kung Fu Master" on a forum, but as of late I've been a bit of a Netiquette Nazi with my penchant for complaining about what I don't like. These warrior profiles are funny and you can spot yourself and others when reading them.

Post your warrior type...

Here's mine (lately):

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netiquettenazi.htm
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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AC/DC

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BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
 
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Wyldfire

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Originally posted by AC/DC
BIG CAT!!!

I'm cool until you provoke me.Then I'll kill you.
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lol...I'm sometimes an Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur or a Troller. Sometimes, for fun, I will pretend to be a Target only to unleash the Kung Fu Master after toying with someone for awhile.

The most annoying flame warrior is the "Weenie-Issues" hybrid...
 
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Giovanni Casanova

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Jerk, Royal, and Tireless Rebutter... although despite the descriptions, I am well-loved by all, as everyone is certainly aware.
 
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comic_relief

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thanks for the link Wyld

I'm goin to bed but will update this post tomorrow for ya to tell what I am.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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InsidiousNstinct

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Just call me....the perv:p
 
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