"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Flaking...It's In Their Blood

VladPatton

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My sister began bıtching today about how these girls nowadays are just a bunch of immature brats ending the rant in "what a bunch of stupid kuntz!" I asked what the hell happened, and she tells me she got flaked on by an out of state friend. She was texting up until the night prior to their hang out day and all of a sudden she went ghost. Nothing. No cancelling, not a word about another meetup, zero. Her friend left today and that was that, and my sister is baffled on how these girls can act the way they do. She couldn't believe how things just vaporized.

I, of course, start laughing my aṣṣ off. I told her "now you know what us guys go through!

Girls will flake on their own kind, their moms, dads, cousins, grandparents, the guy from the pharmacy who just got her digits, and on you. I don't know if it's due to growing up on the internet and thinking people can just go away with a click of a button or what, but it is now apparently coded in their DNA.

So, fellow So Suavers, don't get overly upset at these attention-seeking, food photographing, Twitter-Facebook-obsessed females of today when they flake, lie, and ignore you. In fact, expect it. If things go well consider it a bonus. If things don't, you just got rid of one more useless female that need not be in your life. Either way, you still win.

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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rhythmic

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To be fair, a lot of guys I know are awful flakes. One of my friends is in my phone as "Jon the Flake".

But people are of course less likely to flake from low-pressure, fun situations that they reckon they're going to gain something from... So stay away from creating the opposite and people shouldn't flake.
 
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