SeymourCake
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Fit girls are the best
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Number 1 mistake most new lifters make. Thinking if some is good, more is better. This is NOT true with lifting. Your body needs rest. All you are doing is impeding your progress and cannibalizing your muscle by working out this much. Personally I wouldn't lift more than 3-4 days a week max. If you are lifting with sufficient intensity this will be plenty to spark both muscle growth and strength increases, while giving your body the proper rest to grow properly. Most people don't lift with sufficient intensity. You can never make up for insufficient intensity by increasing the number of days or adding more time to the workout. It doesn't work that way. Currently, I actually only lift 2 days a week. But those 2 days are balls to the wall, intense, short rest periods, talk to noone days that leave me soaked in sweat. Another day is a lot of band work/rehab/prehab type day, and then I have one Pilates and one Yoga day as well. 5 days of workouts, 2 days of lifting, 2 days of rest.Agree with backbreaker. Im at the gym 7 days a week and see those types all the time. Too masculine for me. Ripped abs on a girl is a turn off too, a nice sleek 2 pack is for me, not an 8 pack.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yes, they're obviously fake because with fitness, cutting down your bodyfat percentage is crucial. They lose breast in the process of burning fat because tits are mostly comprised of stored body fat.The first two have fake t!ts. I used to think I hated fake t!ts, but I met a girl this summer, and g0ddamn those things were amazing. They jiggled just like the real thing. It was nothing like the 80's porn star, half-cantaloupes stuck to the chest. I hate bad boob jobs.