SeymourCake
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Fit girls are the best
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
backbreaker
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i dont like overly athletic girls. just not my taste.
my friend is like that. her body resembles the first pic but she's a little thicker. really pretty but just to muscly.
i like tone girls not athletic girls. my wife is really really tone and has a little muscle to her, but not so much to where she looks stupid wearing a dress / skirt / heels.
I mean of course i wouldn't kick any of those out of bed or antyhing but if i'm going out on the prowl looking for something tha'ts not it.
plus really super athletic girls feet be all rough and tore up and **** lol. i'm out on that.
my friend is like that. her body resembles the first pic but she's a little thicker. really pretty but just to muscly.
i like tone girls not athletic girls. my wife is really really tone and has a little muscle to her, but not so much to where she looks stupid wearing a dress / skirt / heels.
I mean of course i wouldn't kick any of those out of bed or antyhing but if i'm going out on the prowl looking for something tha'ts not it.
plus really super athletic girls feet be all rough and tore up and **** lol. i'm out on that.
Bible_Belt
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The first two have fake t!ts. I used to think I hated fake t!ts, but I met a girl this summer, and g0ddamn those things were amazing. They jiggled just like the real thing. It was nothing like the 80's porn star, half-cantaloupes stuck to the chest. I hate bad boob jobs.
marmel75
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Number 1 mistake most new lifters make. Thinking if some is good, more is better. This is NOT true with lifting. Your body needs rest. All you are doing is impeding your progress and cannibalizing your muscle by working out this much. Personally I wouldn't lift more than 3-4 days a week max. If you are lifting with sufficient intensity this will be plenty to spark both muscle growth and strength increases, while giving your body the proper rest to grow properly. Most people don't lift with sufficient intensity. You can never make up for insufficient intensity by increasing the number of days or adding more time to the workout. It doesn't work that way. Currently, I actually only lift 2 days a week. But those 2 days are balls to the wall, intense, short rest periods, talk to noone days that leave me soaked in sweat. Another day is a lot of band work/rehab/prehab type day, and then I have one Pilates and one Yoga day as well. 5 days of workouts, 2 days of lifting, 2 days of rest.
In lifting, less is more a lot of times. Workouts should last an hour or less, no more than 3-4 days a week. If you are working out longer than an hour, you aren't working out intensely enough. If you are able to work out more than 3-4 days a week routinely, you aren't lifting intensely enough. Push harder and slash rest periods.
And personally I love chicks with abs. Its a complete turn on for me.
backbreaker
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i'm in the gym... probably 28 out of 30 days am onth myself. i lift 3 days a week, cardio some days. somedays i go just to get out the house and play basketball, i try to swim most days as well
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
SeymourCake
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Yes, they're obviously fake because with fitness, cutting down your bodyfat percentage is crucial. They lose breast in the process of burning fat because tits are mostly comprised of stored body fat.