SeymourCake
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Fit girls are the best
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Number 1 mistake most new lifters make. Thinking if some is good, more is better. This is NOT true with lifting. Your body needs rest. All you are doing is impeding your progress and cannibalizing your muscle by working out this much. Personally I wouldn't lift more than 3-4 days a week max. If you are lifting with sufficient intensity this will be plenty to spark both muscle growth and strength increases, while giving your body the proper rest to grow properly. Most people don't lift with sufficient intensity. You can never make up for insufficient intensity by increasing the number of days or adding more time to the workout. It doesn't work that way. Currently, I actually only lift 2 days a week. But those 2 days are balls to the wall, intense, short rest periods, talk to noone days that leave me soaked in sweat. Another day is a lot of band work/rehab/prehab type day, and then I have one Pilates and one Yoga day as well. 5 days of workouts, 2 days of lifting, 2 days of rest.Agree with backbreaker. Im at the gym 7 days a week and see those types all the time. Too masculine for me. Ripped abs on a girl is a turn off too, a nice sleek 2 pack is for me, not an 8 pack.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Yes, they're obviously fake because with fitness, cutting down your bodyfat percentage is crucial. They lose breast in the process of burning fat because tits are mostly comprised of stored body fat.The first two have fake t!ts. I used to think I hated fake t!ts, but I met a girl this summer, and g0ddamn those things were amazing. They jiggled just like the real thing. It was nothing like the 80's porn star, half-cantaloupes stuck to the chest. I hate bad boob jobs.