"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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First Time Sex Problems!

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My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Zerotwoonenine

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well i had the same problem for the first time a month ago, same situation, what u need to do is practice putting it on, make sure your fingers dont touch the thing casue u might have forcumd, put it on, squeeze the air out of the top and roll down. Make sure its the right way round though. The use your fingers, start from the top of her and slowly go down, when she says that is the right hole, insert slowly, cause first time hurts them like hell and go in slow.
 

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too say we have sex ed these days they dont teach u much i mean i tried to stick it in her pee hole my first time
 

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I'm sorry, but what do you mean you didn't know where to put it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bamboozled_panfish said:
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
Ask her to hold herself open and give you feedback; it takes a team effort. A lot of times experienced women who havent shaved like to do that (hold it open) anyway, so you dont inadvertently pull her pubic hair inside her. If she's just lying there not helping in any way, including no verbal feedback, its partially her fault. So, be embarressed for both of you because you both failed at it ;-)
 

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Put your hand down there, finger her, and guide it in with some assistance. Then fvck her till tears come down her cheeks.
 

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azanon said:
Ask her to hold herself open
Maybe that was the problem - she had her legs closed!!! :rolleyes:

bamboozled_panfish said:
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
TROLL alert!!!! You guys are being bamboozled by DJ Bamboozled!!! :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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You put the condom on my placing it on top of the girl's anus and smushing your flaccid penis into it which then grows to an erection within the condom and into the anus.

You place your penis in the vagina at the top of the vulva, which is the same as the urethra. Stick it in her pee hole.

While making love to her pee hole, you play with her ****oris, which is the little piece of skin inside the belly button.

Good luck and god speed.
 

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You have to make sure you are fully hard before you try to put the condom on. I had that problem before with putting it on before i was hard and it just won't go on very well that way.
 
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cyp6 said:
You should practice putting on a condome before you do it next time.. and also if your confused about where to put it... get to know your gf's fun parts foreplay for 30 mins shes love it ull get some knowledge.
Yeah, practice putting a condom on other guys - great tip DJ cyp6 --- NOT!!! :rolleyes:

A girl's fun parts are her nose and ears - twist them and they'll make a whirling whizzing sound --- weeeee!

Foreplay for 30 minutes???? ....and the sex lasts for 2 minutes!!!!!!! ...I don't like that ratio!!! :rolleyes: Any math guys want to chime on on the proper foreplay to sex ratio?? Based on my man calculator it should be 0 minutes of foreplay per 60 minutes of flesh pounding!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
TROLL alert!!!! You guys are being bamboozled by DJ Bamboozled!!! :rolleyes:

Called out!

Anyways... if your seriously trippin from this. Don't sweat it.
Learn how to a jimmy on, and then try probing again.
You'll find the sweetness.
Peace'
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i would say just practice putting it on in your free time!
 

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yea bro, enroll in a condom class
 
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LA_Chico said:
yea bro, enroll in a condom class
That was a good line Bro - but they actually do have classes in high school that teach this that my tax dollars are paying for!!! Maybe he missed the class!
 
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