"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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First Time Sex Problems!

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My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Zerotwoonenine

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well i had the same problem for the first time a month ago, same situation, what u need to do is practice putting it on, make sure your fingers dont touch the thing casue u might have forcumd, put it on, squeeze the air out of the top and roll down. Make sure its the right way round though. The use your fingers, start from the top of her and slowly go down, when she says that is the right hole, insert slowly, cause first time hurts them like hell and go in slow.
 

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too say we have sex ed these days they dont teach u much i mean i tried to stick it in her pee hole my first time
 

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I'm sorry, but what do you mean you didn't know where to put it?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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bamboozled_panfish said:
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
Ask her to hold herself open and give you feedback; it takes a team effort. A lot of times experienced women who havent shaved like to do that (hold it open) anyway, so you dont inadvertently pull her pubic hair inside her. If she's just lying there not helping in any way, including no verbal feedback, its partially her fault. So, be embarressed for both of you because you both failed at it ;-)
 

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Put your hand down there, finger her, and guide it in with some assistance. Then fvck her till tears come down her cheeks.
 

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azanon said:
Ask her to hold herself open
Maybe that was the problem - she had her legs closed!!! :rolleyes:

bamboozled_panfish said:
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
TROLL alert!!!! You guys are being bamboozled by DJ Bamboozled!!! :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You put the condom on my placing it on top of the girl's anus and smushing your flaccid penis into it which then grows to an erection within the condom and into the anus.

You place your penis in the vagina at the top of the vulva, which is the same as the urethra. Stick it in her pee hole.

While making love to her pee hole, you play with her ****oris, which is the little piece of skin inside the belly button.

Good luck and god speed.
 

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You have to make sure you are fully hard before you try to put the condom on. I had that problem before with putting it on before i was hard and it just won't go on very well that way.
 
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cyp6 said:
You should practice putting on a condome before you do it next time.. and also if your confused about where to put it... get to know your gf's fun parts foreplay for 30 mins shes love it ull get some knowledge.
Yeah, practice putting a condom on other guys - great tip DJ cyp6 --- NOT!!! :rolleyes:

A girl's fun parts are her nose and ears - twist them and they'll make a whirling whizzing sound --- weeeee!

Foreplay for 30 minutes???? ....and the sex lasts for 2 minutes!!!!!!! ...I don't like that ratio!!! :rolleyes: Any math guys want to chime on on the proper foreplay to sex ratio?? Based on my man calculator it should be 0 minutes of foreplay per 60 minutes of flesh pounding!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
TROLL alert!!!! You guys are being bamboozled by DJ Bamboozled!!! :rolleyes:

Called out!

Anyways... if your seriously trippin from this. Don't sweat it.
Learn how to a jimmy on, and then try probing again.
You'll find the sweetness.
Peace'
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i would say just practice putting it on in your free time!
 

LA_Chico

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yea bro, enroll in a condom class
 
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LA_Chico said:
yea bro, enroll in a condom class
That was a good line Bro - but they actually do have classes in high school that teach this that my tax dollars are paying for!!! Maybe he missed the class!
 
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