"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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First experience eatin' da pu55y

NotoriousBIP

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It wasnt as bad as some would make it out to be. Ive read a few posts on here where people are talking about it tastes horrible and its the worst tasting thing of all time. I dunno I guess every girl is different cuz I didnt have a problem. Mine just tasted like salty liquid. Thing is she doesnt trim or shave at all so its kinda a jungle down there. I had to make sure that I spread wide with my fingers and just focused on licking inside the lips & up to the cl!t though and the hair wasnt even a problem. Still though Im gonna try to get her to trim it up a bit cuz I could do more that way.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bring a machete to chop down that forest next time, Indy.
 

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It's unbelievable to me that some women still don't shave their chachas. It's like not shaving legs or armpits. I run into this sometimes too, fortunately, it seems more and more women shave all the time.
 

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My girl tastes like nothing, and she has no hair down there. Hair seems to bother her more than it bothers me.

Anyways, my gf loves when i eat her out, and if shes gonna reciprocate with a bj then i have no problem doing it...

Do a ticikle kinda motion when your finger is inside her she'll prolly like that...

when you have your finger inside her, move it in and out like your normally do, but use your thumb at the same time to stimulate the ****...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ya i do that alot using the thumb on the cl!t while using 2 fingers inside but I like to switch it up alot too and do different things. And as far as the shaving thing, I think my girl is a virgin and new to stuff like this so its not surprising to me that she doesnt shave it. I will probably try to suggest it to her to at least trim it up a bit though. In fact I made a thread in here about a week ago talking about how to suggest it to her and I think thats what Im gonna do.
 

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how did all this lead to eating her out? something must have been said
 

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n00bPimp said:
Bushes are such a turn off for me.
I second that. And I'm the type of guy who loves eating p---y. I can do it for hours on a clean-shaven/waxed odorless cooch, but there's something about having to weed-whack your way through a jungle that puts me out of the mood.
 
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NotoriousBIP said:
Mine just tasted like salty liquid.

Just wait until you get a sweaty taco flavor it will change your tune.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Just wait until you get a sweaty taco flavor it will change your tune.
HAHA that made me lol haha

Demonic
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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verysuave said:
how did all this lead to eating her out? something must have been said
how did what lead to eating who out?
If you mean cuz I was talking about fingering her, I like to do a combination of things I dont just use fingers all the time and I dont just eat it all the time, I usually do both.
And yes the hair was a bit of a turn-off but like I said I just pulled back the lips and tried to focus just on that cuz there is no hair in there. I would have definately done more though if she was shaven down there.
 

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u make sure you use your hands and fingers while you eat it..personally i do it just for dem,only a few times eating a girl out got me hard...
 

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AKA FLEX said:
I second that. And I'm the type of guy who loves eating p---y. I can do it for hours on a clean-shaven/waxed odorless cooch, but there's something about having to weed-whack your way through a jungle that puts me out of the mood.
Haha, just like me ;D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm not a fan, personally. The only time I'll use it, and I mean only, is if I'm trying to escalate with an inexperienced chick who says she isn't ready for sex.

Other than that I pass on the pu ss.
 

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The Bat said:
Bring a machete to chop down that forest next time, Indy.
Hahahahahahaha
 

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And I'm sure all of you smell like flowers and taste like ice cream. Please. Not going down on girls is irresponsible. You can get off from sex or by oral sex, so really oral sex is just a bonus for you and therefore a privilege. Most girls cannot get off from intercourse, so oral sex is just about it (don't talk about "fingering" unless you think hand jobs are the best thing ever.) If you aren't willing to please your partner you don't deserve pleasure, either.
 

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CanadaDry said:
If you aren't willing to please your partner you don't deserve pleasure, either.
UH....what?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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