"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First experience eatin' da pu55y

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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CanadaDry said:
And I'm sure all of you smell like flowers and taste like ice cream. Please. Not going down on girls is irresponsible. You can get off from sex or by oral sex, so really oral sex is just a bonus for you and therefore a privilege. Most girls cannot get off from intercourse, so oral sex is just about it (don't talk about "fingering" unless you think hand jobs are the best thing ever.) If you aren't willing to please your partner you don't deserve pleasure, either.
I've never had a girl I couldn't make get off from just regular sex. If one's girl isn't getting off from it, someone (or both partners) are doing something wrong. ; be it physically or psychologically.

I've actually helped a couple of women who had certain psychological issues work through it, and eliminate that problem. Usually it just involves dealing with and removing some preexisting inhibition.
 

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thanks for this first hand account. glad you survived.
 
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