"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Finally did it... I proposed to my Ex

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For those of you that have been following me know that my ex and I broke up about a year ago. Anyway, I saw her yesterday and we talked about things and realized how we both made mistakes. I told her how I really missed her and she expressed the same feelings. Well, during the course of the conversation, she said she'll leave her current boyfriend if I propose to her. So, I took her to the jewelry store and bought her a proposal ring this april 1st. Fellas, I'll me a married man soon.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you proposed?
to your ex?
you haven't been with her for a year?
she's got another man?
you bought her what?

Dude!!... you got more game than Nintendo!!!!... lol
seriously....this is so Anti-DJ... eheehe hope you are kidding

but then again I haven't been following your threads.

Why did you guys break up?
 
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A yell screams behind the computer screen (Dragonball Z style)

"SELF-DESTRUCTIONN!!!!"

You're joking right. You're ex dude? Where are the former threads on this, so we can prepare a wake and burial for our fallen comrade - Amoka?
 
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Love do blind a fellow man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh lol, you dumped her because her vagoo muscles got too loose in your opinion and then a year later proposed to her. You sir, are quite pathetic.
 
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I for one think it's beautiful. God bless you, my friend. And your lovely fiancee.
 
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This better be an april fools joke. Or your an idiot
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I lie every day, this day is like every other day to me. :trouble:
 
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amoka said:
bought her a proposal ring this april 1st.
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Cmon guys, pay attention to detail!! The way he said what I just quoted above, is a dead giveaway that he pulled an april fools stunt on this cvnt, that rhymes haha!!!
 
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