"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Finally did it... I proposed to my Ex

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For those of you that have been following me know that my ex and I broke up about a year ago. Anyway, I saw her yesterday and we talked about things and realized how we both made mistakes. I told her how I really missed her and she expressed the same feelings. Well, during the course of the conversation, she said she'll leave her current boyfriend if I propose to her. So, I took her to the jewelry store and bought her a proposal ring this april 1st. Fellas, I'll me a married man soon.
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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pipe007

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you proposed?
to your ex?
you haven't been with her for a year?
she's got another man?
you bought her what?

Dude!!... you got more game than Nintendo!!!!... lol
seriously....this is so Anti-DJ... eheehe hope you are kidding

but then again I haven't been following your threads.

Why did you guys break up?
 

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A yell screams behind the computer screen (Dragonball Z style)

"SELF-DESTRUCTIONN!!!!"

You're joking right. You're ex dude? Where are the former threads on this, so we can prepare a wake and burial for our fallen comrade - Amoka?
 

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Love do blind a fellow man.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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SandHawk

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Oh lol, you dumped her because her vagoo muscles got too loose in your opinion and then a year later proposed to her. You sir, are quite pathetic.
 

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I for one think it's beautiful. God bless you, my friend. And your lovely fiancee.
 

Chromeo

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This better be an april fools joke. Or your an idiot
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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GetOveIT

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I lie every day, this day is like every other day to me. :trouble:
 
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amoka said:
bought her a proposal ring this april 1st.
Cmon guys, pay attention to detail!! The way he said what I just quoted above, is a dead giveaway that he pulled an april fools stunt on this cvnt, that rhymes haha!!!
 
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