"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Finally did it... I proposed to my Ex

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For those of you that have been following me know that my ex and I broke up about a year ago. Anyway, I saw her yesterday and we talked about things and realized how we both made mistakes. I told her how I really missed her and she expressed the same feelings. Well, during the course of the conversation, she said she'll leave her current boyfriend if I propose to her. So, I took her to the jewelry store and bought her a proposal ring this april 1st. Fellas, I'll me a married man soon.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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you proposed?
to your ex?
you haven't been with her for a year?
she's got another man?
you bought her what?

Dude!!... you got more game than Nintendo!!!!... lol
seriously....this is so Anti-DJ... eheehe hope you are kidding

but then again I haven't been following your threads.

Why did you guys break up?
 
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A yell screams behind the computer screen (Dragonball Z style)

"SELF-DESTRUCTIONN!!!!"

You're joking right. You're ex dude? Where are the former threads on this, so we can prepare a wake and burial for our fallen comrade - Amoka?
 
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Love do blind a fellow man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Oh lol, you dumped her because her vagoo muscles got too loose in your opinion and then a year later proposed to her. You sir, are quite pathetic.
 
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I for one think it's beautiful. God bless you, my friend. And your lovely fiancee.
 
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This better be an april fools joke. Or your an idiot
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I lie every day, this day is like every other day to me. :trouble:
 
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amoka said:
bought her a proposal ring this april 1st.
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Cmon guys, pay attention to detail!! The way he said what I just quoted above, is a dead giveaway that he pulled an april fools stunt on this cvnt, that rhymes haha!!!
 
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