"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Does making fun of the handicapped make you feel all alpha inside? :rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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romangod said:
Ah..... That picture brings back fond memories of my youth when I was a heavy drinker. I never went to bed with an ugly gal. I woke up with a lot of them. :whistle:



Cheers!
Better pick em up
before you get drunk
because if you're ****ed up
you're gunna wake up in the morning with a wolverine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLInqta5zo
 

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Putting aside my visceral reaction of revulsion, this girl's very unfortunate and tragic condition is a quirky, eccentric oddity of medicine—
An American girl, who suffers from a rare and undiagnosed syndrome that prevents her from putting on weight, has to eat every 15 minutes in order to stay alive. Lizzie Velasquez, 21, from Texas, who is a communications student, weighs just 25.4 kg and has almost zero percent body fat, but is not anorexic. This, despite 60 small meals a day, consisting of between 5,000 and 8,000 calories daily. Velasquez had been born four weeks prematurely and doctors found there was minimal amniotic fluid protecting her in the womb. Genetic experts could not diagnose her illness, and her case fascinated doctors all over the world. Now she is part of a study run by Professor Abhimanyu Garg in Dallas. Garg believes Velasquez may have Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome which causes accelerated ageing, fat loss from the face and body. People with PRS often have triangular and prematurely aged faces with pointy nose.
Now isn't that fascinating? ('Fascinating' in the intellectual sense of discovering a massive departure from our normal expectations of human life.) To have such extreme metabolism that you barely squeak by in life with 60 meals and 8,000 calories a day, and meanwhile you're rapidly aging.
 
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Damn, thanks a LOT Rogue. Now I just feel like an assh*le - oh wait I've always been like this - nevermind :D

How did you even track down that info? You should be a private detective or something.
 

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I first was suspecting the picture was a Photoshopped exaggeration, but then I edited down the URL and found a directory of pictures, like a picture of the girl with her perfectly normal family and a picture of her sitting at a long table with a mountain of food. I became curious. So I simply went to the main site and did a search by the name "Izzie" which was the name of the pictures.
 

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Can you imagine having to eat every 15 minutes? Combine that with time spent sh*tting and what time do you really have to do anything? Can this poor girl even sit through a movie?

Man I am such a huge d*ck :(
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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To find humor in the challenges faced by others is the most vile and lowest way to live, and it is to invite similiar challenges upon you and those you hold dear.

Those who slander and laugh at others invite destiny to punish them with horror and loss. The universe is indeed just, and in due time we truly reap everything that we have sewn.

I hope you are better than this. I hope you are not required to endure the realities of those you slander, before you can see the error of your ways.
 

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I laughed before I found out the nature of her condition.

Poor girl, she was born with this.
 

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Reps!!!!

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Julius_Seizeher said:
To find humor in the challenges faced by others is the most vile and lowest way to live, and it is to invite similiar challenges upon you and those you hold dear.

Those who slander and laugh at others invite destiny to punish them with horror and loss. The universe is indeed just, and in due time we truly reap everything that we have sewn.

I hope you are better than this. I hope you are not required to endure the realities of those you slander, before you can see the error of your ways.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
The universe is indeed just, and in due time we truly reap everything that we have sewn.
I believe that this statement is untrue.

Too many a times the "bad guy" lived happily ever after.
 
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Dj logic,what exactly do you find logical of putting a picture of a girl that is disturbing to look or making fun of her because of her undeserved and uncurable condition?

No seriously what was the purpose of this thread? were you expecting someone to say "yo mate so funny bring it on" or "lol dude you got me" ?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ChalengeGuyFan said:
I believe that this statement is untrue.

Too many a times the "bad guy" lived happily ever after.
Reaping what one sows is a law of nature. Study those cases closer, it is obviously not what you think.
 

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Your the perfect example of scum in the earth.

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DJ Logic said:
Can you imagine having to eat every 15 minutes? Combine that with time spent sh*tting and what time do you really have to do anything? Can this poor girl even sit through a movie?

Man I am such a huge d*ck :(
 

DJ Logic

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Yeah mods you can delete this thread - i was not living up to my namesake here. I apologize to anyone I offended here - this was not cool and I can do better :(
 
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I'd beat. Her eating schedule would fit nicely with my sexual endurance.


If you can't take a joke, **** you.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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