"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fighting in the dorm courtyard... attention man whorish?

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My mate had a bad night tonight. We both do martial arts. It was midnight. The moon is out. The night is a cool 20 C.

So we decide to go spar in the middle of our courtyard. It is a square shape, 3 stories high, with a courtyard in the middle. It is well lit and reminds me of tekken.

Anyway, we take our shirts off (we are both in pretty decent shape)... so we are fighting out there and we draw a small crowd. We keep going. Harder. Harder. We fight until neither of us can stand and we both fall on our backs.

Girls come up to us and give us praise. As we are walking back, a girl scans up and down my body and goes "ooooo yeah." and smiles at me. I would talk, but i am beaten, cut, and bruised. At that point, screw everything but a shower.

my question is... WAS THAT AN ATTENTION ***** thing to do? does it work for men? it felt good.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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haha... well we went out there because it was an awesome setting and we both felt like fighting, so thats why we initially got out there...

but when hb7-10 walk by... you know we kind of started making noise to draw attention... like making PSS sounds when we hit and just overall making noise so they would look but you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT??!?! I DONT EVEN CARE!!!! BECAUSE I AM SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!

JK :cheer:

and no i didnt get her number. im sure people will remember us. :)

we are thinking about going out tomorrow and doing it again. it was fun. i enjoyed the setting.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha because im ONLY ON WEEK II OF BOOTCAMP YA BEANHEAD!!! :)

also I'm not sure you have fought much but when you are bleeding from more than 3 points on your body, you are in soooooo much pain, and you are struggling to walk, the last thing you think with is your ****.

I was like "wow thats nice. wish you would have said that when i could talk to you"

alls i know is i feel like a man so IM SLEEPING WITHOUT PANTS TONIGHT!!! WHO'S WITH ME? HOORAH!!!
 
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sounds good. ill do it next time. i dont see how it could possibly hurt
 
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haha. I've been playing tekken too much.

also those girls were 10x hotter than that white trash darla. :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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