"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Field Report

RYilmaz123

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hey guys whats going on I just need some analysis on my field report


was at the mall with my 2 friends. One of my friends goes up to approach this girl who is definately not her taste. Anywaze he goes up and she basically rejects him saying that hes not her type. Then my friend goes but you should meet one of my friends. Then the girl responds, "The cute guy with the hat, introduce us" Basically this is how the conversation goes.

hb: hi my name is hb
me: hi im RYimaz
some fluff talk, ask her what school she goes to where she works etc etc...
The whole time I was trying to remain very confident and I could tell by her bodylanguage that she atleast thought I was attractive. Then she gives me a really tough question
hb: so you had to have your friend come over here and approach me for u
me: no its not like that... he just wanted to talk to you

Then we fluff a bit more and I go in for the close
me: it was nice talking to you but let me get your number so we can chat sometime
hb: how about I get your number
me: sorri I dont give out my number
hb: oh so your the private type huh?
me: yea I guess you can say that, but I should go see my friends, it was nice meeting you
hb: yea you too bye

Alrite fellaz I just want an analysis of what I did right and what I did wrong. I already have a feeling a couple of my faults but just want some outsiders opinion. Thanks
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dtrg

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hb "so you had to get your friend to come over and talk to me"

"yeah i just got soo nervous when i saw such a BEAUTIFUL girl i just get all nervous inside" youd have to say it a certain way..

"actualy my friend brought the wrong girl, i was pointing to the one behind you"


you said "so we can chat"? idk, be more assertive "give me your number so this doesnt have to be the last time i see you" (or "you see me" if shes the kind of girl that would dig a ****y attitude)
 

dap

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hb "so you had to get your friend to come over and talk to me"

you "actually, it seemed like he was more into you, so I let him take the lead"

dont defend yourself, its shows weakness
 
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