Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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- Oct 22, 2007
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I stopped at this bar after work for something to eat. I chatted up the bartender lady.
BartenderCougar: Hey Mike. How was work? You gonna have the usual?
Mike: Good thanks. Yes.
BartenderCougar: I loved those Vegas pictures you showed me last week. That's in California right?
Mike: <Facepalm. She's not the brightest bulb on the tree lol.>
Mike: Not exactly hon lol.
<Blonde borderline 8 walks in, maybe 31 yo>
<She grabs some of the free happy hour food>
<Mike is stalling waiting for 6'4" tattooed bf to arrive lol. None arrive.>
<Just open already...>
Mike: How's the food?
HB: Not bad.
Mike: I'm addicted to their buffalo chicken wraps.
BartenderCougarWhoSucksAtGeography: That's his usual order.
HB: I'm new to town. I just moved in to an apartment a few blocks from here.
<Ding. Ding. 2 points>
Mike: where are you from initially?
HB: Born in North Carolina, but spent most of my life in Califonia.
<Near Vegas LOL?>
HB: And you?
Mike: Connecticut native
HB: I LOVE it here. It's so quaint. I love the four seasons.
<It bl@ws dead bears here, but ok honey lol.>
HB: I work and go to school. I spend a lot of time at the library. I'm a book worm. That's probably a turn off. <blush>
<I hope she wears glasses lol.>
Mike: Not at all. I'm an avid reader.
HB: I mean work is important, but I don't believe you should define yourself by your work.
Mike: yeah you need a life ourside of work
Mike: what do you do for fun when you aren't working ?
HB: read and exercise.
HB: I just got out of a relationship. He had different goals.
<bonus points!>
HB: What do you like to do?
Mike: I've been taking ballroom dance.
HB: oh wow. My dad wanted to try that with mom.
<I'm in the "old" category now lol.>
HB: But actually I'd love to try it.
<Ok maybe not >
HB: Do you have to bring someone? I mean you probably go with your girlfriend.
<She assumes that someone would b@ng me raw on the regular lol. Bonus points>
Mike: no you can go alone. They rotate partners.
Mike: My class is tonite. Foxtrot, swing, then salsa.
<Let convo die off on purpose to see if she re initiates it>
HB: I'm trying to assemble my new dresser.
<I'd rather undressher.>
Mike: I'm pretty handy. I just replaced my garbage disposal.
<Mention any project with wires. Chicks are terrified of electricity.>
HB: awesome
<Keeps looking over at me with eyes, but no DTF knees lol.>
<Mike checks time. Time to cash out. I gotta get to dance class soon.>
<Just number close or crash and burn already.>
<Pulls out phone>
Mike: Want to talk sometime?
HB: Are you SURE you don't have a gf?
<Probably IOI.>
Mike: honestly no
HB: ok
HB: Here's my number....
Mike: ok. I gotta run to dance class.
<Touch shoulder>
HB: look forward to hearing from you.
Risk of flaking: high. But overall pretty good
BartenderCougar: Hey Mike. How was work? You gonna have the usual?
Mike: Good thanks. Yes.
BartenderCougar: I loved those Vegas pictures you showed me last week. That's in California right?
Mike: <Facepalm. She's not the brightest bulb on the tree lol.>
Mike: Not exactly hon lol.
<Blonde borderline 8 walks in, maybe 31 yo>
<She grabs some of the free happy hour food>
<Mike is stalling waiting for 6'4" tattooed bf to arrive lol. None arrive.>
<Just open already...>
Mike: How's the food?
HB: Not bad.
Mike: I'm addicted to their buffalo chicken wraps.
BartenderCougarWhoSucksAtGeography: That's his usual order.
HB: I'm new to town. I just moved in to an apartment a few blocks from here.
<Ding. Ding. 2 points>
Mike: where are you from initially?
HB: Born in North Carolina, but spent most of my life in Califonia.
<Near Vegas LOL?>
HB: And you?
Mike: Connecticut native
HB: I LOVE it here. It's so quaint. I love the four seasons.
<It bl@ws dead bears here, but ok honey lol.>
HB: I work and go to school. I spend a lot of time at the library. I'm a book worm. That's probably a turn off. <blush>
<I hope she wears glasses lol.>
Mike: Not at all. I'm an avid reader.
HB: I mean work is important, but I don't believe you should define yourself by your work.
Mike: yeah you need a life ourside of work
Mike: what do you do for fun when you aren't working ?
HB: read and exercise.
HB: I just got out of a relationship. He had different goals.
<bonus points!>
HB: What do you like to do?
Mike: I've been taking ballroom dance.
HB: oh wow. My dad wanted to try that with mom.
<I'm in the "old" category now lol.>
HB: But actually I'd love to try it.
<Ok maybe not >
HB: Do you have to bring someone? I mean you probably go with your girlfriend.
<She assumes that someone would b@ng me raw on the regular lol. Bonus points>
Mike: no you can go alone. They rotate partners.
Mike: My class is tonite. Foxtrot, swing, then salsa.
<Let convo die off on purpose to see if she re initiates it>
HB: I'm trying to assemble my new dresser.
<I'd rather undressher.>
Mike: I'm pretty handy. I just replaced my garbage disposal.
<Mention any project with wires. Chicks are terrified of electricity.>
HB: awesome
<Keeps looking over at me with eyes, but no DTF knees lol.>
<Mike checks time. Time to cash out. I gotta get to dance class soon.>
<Just number close or crash and burn already.>
<Pulls out phone>
Mike: Want to talk sometime?
HB: Are you SURE you don't have a gf?
<Probably IOI.>
Mike: honestly no
HB: ok
HB: Here's my number....
Mike: ok. I gotta run to dance class.
<Touch shoulder>
HB: look forward to hearing from you.
Risk of flaking: high. But overall pretty good
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