RichardTheFrog
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Who is the judge of these things? It's better than most of the stories people post.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Field Report#16 : Finger girl in nightclub!!!
- Thread starter Ryan
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
sazc
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Lol, def high in entertainment value
RichardTheFrog
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Not as good as my Panama post.
gravityeyelids
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Woah. This is the most committed troll acct i've ever seen.
Ryan
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Taken completely out of context
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
I'm not trolling anyone. This is my thread.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
If it really was sexual assault, as you speculate it to be, then the bouncers (yes they saw me) would of definitely stopped me, but they did not.
Just because you finger a girl doesn't automatically equal sexual assault
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AJ84
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I never stated that it’s automatically assault Ryan. What you did was risky because you didn’t have a clear signal to do it. It could of been seen a sexual assault. That potential was there. She could of pushed you away and called a bouncer over.
You need to drop the defensive act and wake up. You’re not a 16yr old kid so stop replying like you have no clue how your actions could be risky for you.
Try and learn how to do these things safer for your one sake. The next girl you try that with may react differently.
Or don’t learn, whatever, hey it’s your life if you would rather be right than do the right thing and potentially end up with a criminal conviction that follows you for the rest of your life have at it.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
She definitely wasn't drunk, her speech was very coherent, and there was not a hint of alcohol on her breath. A reasonable person, would even perceive her as sober.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
Please, stop it. Me fingering that girl was no different than any other time any other guy here was fingering a girl.
What about all the other guys in the club grinding on girls? In that case most of the men in that club were "sexually assaulting" some random girl.
Like I mentioned before, if I really was sexually assaulting her, why didn't any of the bouncers do anything? Because they knew it was consensual...
If I see another guy on the street kissing a girl, I can also take it out of context (like you are doing now), and be like an idiot and say "ohhh look that guy is **sexually assaulting** that girl? oh my......even though she is enjoying and not providing any resistance...it must be sexual assault right?"
devilkingx2
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this post had the exact opposite of its intended effect and made me wonder if anyone ever tried to report a mugging to spite someone they gave/lent money to
sazc
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You're so positive you did nothing wrong, I say from here on out you repeat this same behavior in every single club you go to and on every single date you are on. Everytime, with every woman. Then come back and Field report about it.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
THATS WHAT i HAVE BEEN DOING IN EVERY SINGLE CLUB AND EVERY SINGLE DATE FOR THE PAST TWO DECADES