RichardTheFrog
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Who is the judge of these things? It's better than most of the stories people post.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Field Report#16 : Finger girl in nightclub!!!
- Thread starter Ryan
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
sazc
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Lol, def high in entertainment value
RichardTheFrog
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Not as good as my Panama post.
gravityeyelids
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Woah. This is the most committed troll acct i've ever seen.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
Taken completely out of context
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
I'm not trolling anyone. This is my thread.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
If it really was sexual assault, as you speculate it to be, then the bouncers (yes they saw me) would of definitely stopped me, but they did not.
Just because you finger a girl doesn't automatically equal sexual assault
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AJ84
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I never stated that it’s automatically assault Ryan. What you did was risky because you didn’t have a clear signal to do it. It could of been seen a sexual assault. That potential was there. She could of pushed you away and called a bouncer over.
You need to drop the defensive act and wake up. You’re not a 16yr old kid so stop replying like you have no clue how your actions could be risky for you.
Try and learn how to do these things safer for your one sake. The next girl you try that with may react differently.
Or don’t learn, whatever, hey it’s your life if you would rather be right than do the right thing and potentially end up with a criminal conviction that follows you for the rest of your life have at it.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
She definitely wasn't drunk, her speech was very coherent, and there was not a hint of alcohol on her breath. A reasonable person, would even perceive her as sober.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
Please, stop it. Me fingering that girl was no different than any other time any other guy here was fingering a girl.
What about all the other guys in the club grinding on girls? In that case most of the men in that club were "sexually assaulting" some random girl.
Like I mentioned before, if I really was sexually assaulting her, why didn't any of the bouncers do anything? Because they knew it was consensual...
If I see another guy on the street kissing a girl, I can also take it out of context (like you are doing now), and be like an idiot and say "ohhh look that guy is **sexually assaulting** that girl? oh my......even though she is enjoying and not providing any resistance...it must be sexual assault right?"
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
this post had the exact opposite of its intended effect and made me wonder if anyone ever tried to report a mugging to spite someone they gave/lent money to
sazc
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You're so positive you did nothing wrong, I say from here on out you repeat this same behavior in every single club you go to and on every single date you are on. Everytime, with every woman. Then come back and Field report about it.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
THATS WHAT i HAVE BEEN DOING IN EVERY SINGLE CLUB AND EVERY SINGLE DATE FOR THE PAST TWO DECADES