"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FIELD REPORT #11: HB ADMITS to giving me a sh!t test! Hear what she says...

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Today. She's an HB8, with a very cute face, kinda shy-looking, with really good skin and big eyes. I sit next to her and tease and neg her throughout class. I pick shedded hairs off of her sweater and tell her to buy a lint brush. During a presentation, a box of donuts, almost full, is passed to me, and as I pass them to her, I say: "Leave some for Sarah." (The girl who sits on the other side of her.) I comment on how she likes to wear black and tell her she's too goth.
I ask her for her phone number and she gives it to me, and I tease her by telling her that her handwriting isn't very ladylike.

Anyway, as part of the presentation there's free coffee, so I get up and get myself a cup and sit back down. The HB7.5, (Melissa) stretches out her hand as though to receive it, saying 'thanks" her face was dead serious. I made as though to give it to her, then pulled it away just as she was about to reach it, laughing at her. She looks at me in surprise and her friend teases and says:
"Geez what a gemtleman" and I say
"You guys have legs, don't you?"
Anyway as I was sipping my coffee, she says, without any prompting on my part:

"I didn't really want the coffee. I just wanted to see if you would give it to me."

I gave her the Han Solo response: "I know."

Before I leave, she stops me, and tells me that she's going to be getting a new phone tomorrow, and that that phone number she gave me will then be her little sister's since she's giivng her that phone, and gives me her IM screenname and email.

Straight from the horse's mouth.
Be the challenge. Always.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Boner da Stoner

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wow, she didn;t really want the coffee

props on the progress dude!!! That is some real **** there:p

Instead of the han solo after the I didn;t really want it why didn;t u C&F her? like I know, that's why I didn't give it to you, so your kinda supplicating and not at the same time, get it?

:p

next time she says that say "Well I wasn't really gonna give give it you" 'NOT!!!" and when she gives you the dumbfounded look ,you throw the coffee on her lap and run away shaking your arms above your head and laughing like a madman!!!
 

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Originally posted by Marlimus


I gave her the Han Solo response: "I know."
Its been a long time since I read up on the Hans Solo thing, does anyone know where I can read up more on it.

(tried a search, only got back one thread)
 

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This was very well played.

Bravo my friend, bravo.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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come to the dark side...:rockon:
 

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Its been a long time since I read up on the Hans Solo thing, does anyone know where I can read up more on it.
In the original star wars,
when Han Solo is about to be frozen in lead, or killed, I can't remember which, Princess Leia says to Han Solo: "I love you!" and he smirks at her and says "I know." Its one of the greatest ****y and funny lines EVER.
 

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lol gj... but i think this forum has become a lot more prude. Basically she thinks your cool at this point. These posts used to inspire me so much cuz getting a girl to do stuff seemed so amazing... but now its not that big of a deal for me. Goodjob tho, and keep it up
 
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