Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
unlike men amirite????adam225 said:They are VERY gullible if you ask me lol. They are easily convinced into anything that goes against their ego.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Spot on brahTheGambino said:Let's put it out like dis:
Approach, game, close.
Make a move. FVCK, enjoy.
Drama or no interest. Move on to the next.
That's it.
To extent, they are worse though. You just need to know how to work them lol.fuzzball said:unlike men amirite????
I agree, I've known some women who were very highly skilled at manipulating men. It's probably not that hard though, when you have the tools (they're playing on their beauty and the natural effect it has on males). Takes some ruthlessness to pull it off though.Jack89 said:Don't over generalize either some females I've met are master manipulators and are very deceiving preying and exploiting sucker guys.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
no Jersey Shore is about seeing how many braincells you can have killed and still manage to live.Don_Dom said:What's amazing is witnessing a really stupid woman being a really stupid ***** with a really stupid guy being a really stupid *******. Animal Kingdom.
I've never watched it, but I get the impression that's what Jersey Shore is all about.
Actually, what's even more intriguing is to watch a very intelligent "together" woman caught in a heavy moment of hamster spinning when her femaleness kicks in. Like a hounddog deciding between a treat and barking at the neighbor's cat...head goes back and forth and you can hear the gears turning.