“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Female sense of humor?

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As a guy whenever I convey my sense of humor (beer, porn, something sexual, toilet humor) the girls get put off. Is it because this form of humor is immature?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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no its just that we dont find exactly the same things funny.
 

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Yeah i find that these days, i find it hard to make guys laugh, unless its a dig at someone else (all in good fun) but even makeing fun of freinds, you cant do it to often or they perosn on the reciving end will start to take it more seriously.

When i tlak to girls, they laugh about anything, sometimes i forget how easy it is and then i go back to talk tog uys and i say something and they just look at me like 'that was lame'
 

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It's so easy to make girls laugh it's not funny anymore. I don't even need to think about anything, I just go "make her laugh" and she laughs.

Ofcourse, beer and porn are often outside of their world, so they probably won't even get it. Something sexual and toilet humor tend to work quite well though.
 

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It's because women don't have a sense of humour.

Ever seen a (good) female comedian? Think about it. ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Dead Sexington said:
It's because women don't have a sense of humour.

Ever seen a (good) female comedian? Think about it. ;)
Then why can i make girls laugh so easily?
 

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Dead Sexington said:
Ever seen a (good) female comedian? Think about it. ;)
:D Very true!

My question is, why do you feel the need to entertain women?

Just play it natural and do regular ****y funny. When a woman is interested in you, she will laugh with absolutely anything you say or do. Even if it really really isn't funny.

A little like when we pretend to be actually listening to a girl we are interested in going on and on and on during a phone call.
 

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to make chicks laugh dont talk about such crazy subjects. they will laugh on easy crap no need to talk about porn abd beer to make her laugh, plus to her she will think your a perv. Trust me lol.
 

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Dead Sexington said:
Ever seen a (good) female comedian? Think about it. ;)
Yea! Finally!

I've never seen a female stand up act that is funny. Never
 

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Actually, I have seen some pretty funny female stand up acts in Dutch.
They're usually very men-oriented though.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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some girls are funny.

most girls are unable to be funny.

its just a different culture.
our brains aren't different but how we grew up certainly was. it takes a lot of time and practice to learn how to really be funny. The culture just does not encourage that for females, and perhaps rightly so. A funny confident guy can get dates almost regardless of what he looks like. A funny confident girl is usually a lesbian.
 

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jester hit the point again
 

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Actually to kill that off...
I remember a show with two hot Dutch showhostesses. They were both challanged to do things outside of their careers, and one of those things was to do stand up comedy.
To be honest, they were actually pretty goddamn funny, and still very hot.

It's an exception, perhaps. But I still saw it ;)
 
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