"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Frank Zappa

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Originally posted by naturalzen
yeah you two go back to making out... let the big alabama black snake give you some if its loving lol
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Give me attention, blah blah blah... Moderators, please note that naturalzen is trying to start flame wars in every thread. Ban this weiner, he doesn't even contribute to the site at all and is incorrigible. ~Zappa
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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omg zappa your like the kid in the school yard that got picked last for kickball.... go cry to the moderators.. cry cry. im loving it. you and playa make a good couple. two ****s is better than one huh? hahaha.... once you go black you never go back lol ..
 

Frank Zappa

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Originally posted by naturalzen
omg zappa your like the kid in the school yard that got picked last for kickball.... go cry to the moderators.. cry cry. im loving it. you and playa make a good couple. two ****s is better than one huh? hahaha.... once you go black you never go back lol ..
Like I said, what do you expect out of an argument online. To win some sort of online respect and protect your online ego and dignity. You are obviously still a kid who needs attention, hence, going into legitimate threads and out of nowhere starting a flamewar... The only solution to you is to put you on the ignore list. I suggest everyone else who's fed up with this guy wasting your time by clicking on user cp as well and ignoring this idiot. Like I said before, he wants attention online because he gets none in real life... Pathetic. ~Zappa

Start your own flame threads again: stop going to real threads and defecating on them. This was a real thread until you had to be a pu$$y with his ego hurt in the other thread to have to ruin this one. If your that unhappy, kill yourself. You are being ignored so you can't waste my time anymore. I'm actually going out on a friday night... post away for you cyber attention.
 
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Originally posted by Frank Zappa
Translation:
Give me attention, blah blah blah... Moderators, please note that naturalzen is trying to start flame wars in every thread. Ban this weiner, he doesn't even contribute to the site at all and is incorrigible. ~Zappa
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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naturalzen, I just want to let you know you're on notice. This is at least the second thread I've seen you being a jackwad in.

I would delete some of your insults, but since Zappa and "Playa" quoted them in their replies, I don't feel like effing around with it. Just knock it off.
 

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Why does free beer always start fights?
 

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No need to blame the beer. The beer is innocent.
 
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