"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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feelings??

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Sup bro's

recently i was introduced to a hb'7. i did good as long as icould remember it..mirroring,kino,c+f and all...but aside that.

it came to a point in our conversation when was talking about feelings?? you know? like..theres this guy..he likes me and i like him too..and all that cheezy ****?? she talks to you as if ur close or something.. does this happen to you guys?? what do you do during this types of situation..


So...i did nothing else but walked away.

"See ya,,i'd rather be doing something else than to listen to you"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LikRetsam

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Perfect reaction.

I'm guessing it's that time she's deciding wether you're a friend or a mate and you just passed.
 

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shes treating you like an emo tampon. good thing you did by walking away! i'd walk away too... these women aren't worth our time :D
 

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shes treating you like an emo tampon. good thing you did by walking away! i'd walk away too... these women aren't worth our time
Yeah, they aren't worth your time if you're only interested in getting laid.

That doesn't mean that you should just say, "Screw 'em" and move on. Friends are good too.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AC/DC

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Question: If she asks you what happened, what would you say?

:rolleyes: I'd like to see you get out of this one.
 

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Well, if you're interested in this girl as more than a friend, show her..She's confiding in you to help her with another guy.


I wouldn't necessarily walk away. No matter what she's talking about, it's kinda rude and will make you look like more of a jerk type. The best way to handle this type of situation is to blankly stare off into space and in a sarcastice voice say, "I'm sorry, did you say something?" She'll usually laugh, hit you playfully and make fun of it..Just a fair warning, as much as you think it will help talking to girls about their deep feelings and emotions, it only gets you further into the dreaded friends zone. Keep the convo simple. Keep yourself looking mysterious. Moreover, let her know by kino that you're interested in her for a relationship(if you're looking for one) or sex(if you wanna get laid).

In any case, always try to keep away from these kinds of situations when chicks try it. Your shirt doesn't say Tampax on it does it? Good =)
 

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AFK protector- uhhm..ofcourse i said something before i walked away:) like "uuhmm..ok hey(Looks at celphone with watch) gotta go..see ya tommorow"

AC/DC- heheeheeh i dont know bro.....hah maybe ill tell her my friends needed me or sumthng

great advice guys..thanks!:)
 
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