TheMonkeyKing
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Any words of wisdom or motivation would be gratefully received.
Happy New Year, Chaps.
Happy New Year, Chaps.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Feeling a bit pathetic and beta at the moment.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SeymourCake
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Breathe through your balls.
Moroder
Don Juan
It happens to all of us, man. Turn up your speakers, listen to those horns ... and get some serious SOUL POWER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ0wsvAYTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ0wsvAYTc
MOTU
Master Don Juan
Hit the gym like a Motherfvcker TMK and use the mantra "it's my body, it will do what I want it to do" to have a workout that pushes your limits. Plan on being sore tomorrow, and when you wake up stiff, go walk it off. Walk for at least an hour. During that walk, this positively about the things you want to accomplish in your life.
I promise you'll feel better.
I promise you'll feel better.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TheMonkeyKing
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Well done lads. You've forced me to get ma sh!t together. Just grew a pair and confronted to pertinent relationships in the space of 10 minutes.
Special kudos to SeymourCake for delivering what is likely the most amusing and equally profound man advice in the known multiverse. 'Breathe through your balls' will later be immortalised in my very own signature. This guy needs a funking gold star rather than a green dot.
Special kudos to SeymourCake for delivering what is likely the most amusing and equally profound man advice in the known multiverse. 'Breathe through your balls' will later be immortalised in my very own signature. This guy needs a funking gold star rather than a green dot.
Dgwizdal
Master Don Juan
ELLIOT HULSE FTWSeymourCake said: