Feeling a bit pathetic and beta at the moment.

[TheMonkeyKing]

Any words of wisdom or motivation would be gratefully received.

Happy New Year, Chaps.

 

[SeymourCake]

Breathe through your balls.

 

[mikey2012]

I feel your pain brother....watch Swingers...I did recently and it cheered me up. +1 rep to you.

 

[Moroder]

It happens to all of us, man. Turn up your speakers, listen to those horns ... and get some serious SOUL POWER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ0wsvAYTc

 

[MOTU]

Hit the gym like a Motherfvcker TMK and use the mantra "it's my body, it will do what I want it to do" to have a workout that pushes your limits. Plan on being sore tomorrow, and when you wake up stiff, go walk it off. Walk for at least an hour. During that walk, this positively about the things you want to accomplish in your life.

I promise you'll feel better.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Well done lads. You've forced me to get ma sh!t together. Just grew a pair and confronted to pertinent relationships in the space of 10 minutes.

Special kudos to SeymourCake for delivering what is likely the most amusing and equally profound man advice in the known multiverse. 'Breathe through your balls' will later be immortalised in my very own signature. This guy needs a funking gold star rather than a green dot.

 

[Dgwizdal]

Breathe through your balls.

ELLIOT HULSE FTW