TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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Any words of wisdom or motivation would be gratefully received.
Happy New Year, Chaps.
Happy New Year, Chaps.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Feeling a bit pathetic and beta at the moment.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
SeymourCake
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Breathe through your balls.
Moroder
Don Juan
It happens to all of us, man. Turn up your speakers, listen to those horns ... and get some serious SOUL POWER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ0wsvAYTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQ0wsvAYTc
MOTU
Master Don Juan
Hit the gym like a Motherfvcker TMK and use the mantra "it's my body, it will do what I want it to do" to have a workout that pushes your limits. Plan on being sore tomorrow, and when you wake up stiff, go walk it off. Walk for at least an hour. During that walk, this positively about the things you want to accomplish in your life.
I promise you'll feel better.
I promise you'll feel better.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TheMonkeyKing
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Well done lads. You've forced me to get ma sh!t together. Just grew a pair and confronted to pertinent relationships in the space of 10 minutes.
Special kudos to SeymourCake for delivering what is likely the most amusing and equally profound man advice in the known multiverse. 'Breathe through your balls' will later be immortalised in my very own signature. This guy needs a funking gold star rather than a green dot.
Special kudos to SeymourCake for delivering what is likely the most amusing and equally profound man advice in the known multiverse. 'Breathe through your balls' will later be immortalised in my very own signature. This guy needs a funking gold star rather than a green dot.
Dgwizdal
Master Don Juan
ELLIOT HULSE FTWSeymourCake said: