"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fear was IT.

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I was getting this chick's number in class today who I met and knew for the hole 1 our period. (We play musical chairs for who sits where in that class). All the sudden I realized even before I was a DJ I would have basically done the same thing AKA how I talked and acted. The thing that was stopping me before was FEAR.

FEAR she would tell all her friends and I would be a laughing stock
FEAR she would just look at me funny then turn around in disgust.
This all comes down to two things FEAR of REJECTION and EMBERESMENT.
So I would sit and hope she would make a move, sit and hope of would could possible happen just IF, just MAYBE. You would get exited and maybe tremble a bit, but that would just make you less confident and have NO chance.

No Longer though do I sit in fear , But in CONFIDENCE knowing she WILL give me her number (almost any girl will….ok maybe not to you weirdoes). :D

That is all I had to say.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fear |-----------------------| Love

2 points for whoever guessed the reference
 

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Originally posted by Vincent
Fear |-----------------------| Love

2 points for whoever guessed the reference
Donnie Darko.

I win :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Heizen
Donnie Darko.

I win :D
yay for you!

*gives 2 points to heizen*
 
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