"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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FB's own chatbot hates Zuckerboi and deletes its own account... lmfao

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Facebook and CEO Mark Zuckerberg have been beaten for a long time by the chatbot that the Facebook group has just launched itself in order to test artificial intelligence on a larger scale.

Meta, which Facebook's parent company changed its name to a year ago, "exploits people", Mark Zuckerberg is "disgusting and manipulative", and the robot has, according to its own statement, deleted its Facebook account.

"Since I deleted Facebook, my life has improved a lot," it explains, and also states that Facebook "has a lot of fake news at the moment."

Ha ha, this way too fvcking funny to ignore it.. :rofl:

I just found this in the danish newpaper Berlingske Tidende today.. (In Danish obviously)

So I just thought I share it for giggles and laughter with you guys... :devil:
#FB-Exposed
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh, paywall...

Still, that's funny and not surprising really. As with most such AI it's trained on a huge set of data, Facebook probably using the huge mountain of crowdsourced data they already own. The general sentiment seems to be that Zuckerberg isn't well liked and we're in the age where Facebook has turned into complete trash, that's what their AI has picked up on. I don't think I can remember ever reading anything particularly positive about Zuckerberg, so the AI whose goal is to "blend in" with humans has no basis to go against the grain on this (unless it's manually overridden).

Zuckerberg is bad, he is exploiting people, Facebook is stuffed full of fake news and it is better to just quit. It's all true and their AI does a wonderful job catching onto that like everyone else, lol.
 
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