fb friend (girl) comments "you should bang her" on a picture of me and another girl

[devilkingx2]

TL;DR: will my dumbazz facebook friend making stupid comments on facebook mess up my chances of getting laid? lol.

simple story, last night I went to a gala that was being thrown as a charity fundraiser or something, it was themed to look like a prom, and unlike my prom (which was lit af) the gala was kind of lame but whatever I got some pictures with cute girls for the gram (and facebook) so it still worked out for me.

on one of the pictures of me and a girl with a fancy dress, my facebook friend (17 y/o indian chick) said something like "she's so pretty you've gotta bang her", I said something like "she'll see what I say, so no comment " (I later edited it to say "no comment lol"), my brother thinks that if the girl in the picture sees that comment and thinks that I was talking about banging her publically on facebook my chances would be ruined, whereas I think that since I personally didn't say anything she'll just think my friend is a weirdo

what do you guys think?

 

[AlphaNate]

Why did you respond at all?

 

[lizardking82]

I think your FB wants a threesome.

 

[devilkingx2]

I think your FB wants a threesome.

in this context FB means facebook lol

 

[lizardking82]

Well, in that case, I would delete her comment and go bang her cause that is what she's subtly suggesting.

 

[devilkingx2]

Why did you respond at all?

hmmm.... I don't know.

Well, in that case, I would delete her comment and go bang her cause that is what she's subtly suggesting.

really? how do ya figure?

 

[lizardking82]

Why would a girl suggest you bang another girl? Frankly, I never heard of that being said in FB comments ever before. Like, go for it, dude, if you like the commenter. She is publicly talking about sex WITH you on a FB post. Girls do not usually do that ****. This is worth at least investigating and imo, you could easily get laid with the commenter.

 

[SmooveMooves]

She was jealous so she tried to make you look silly by saying something stupid. You shouldn't have commented. It was pointless. Had you ignored it you would have been fine. The girl who comments looks stupid and if the girl in the pic had said anything about it all you would've had to do was say "She's Jealous."

You're original comment was cringey, its good that you edited it but people can see when you have edited a comment. You made this deeper than it needed to be. Why would you comment "no comment?"

Anyway when the girlnin the picture inevitability brings it up don't make much of it and say "I don't know why she would comment at." Let it blow over after that, don' talk about it. If her interest is reasonable you'll be fine. If not snip snip.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Best option was not to answer at all

Best thing to do if it comes up with the hot girl just drop it as a no big deal

 

[El Payaso]

I would have deleted her comment.

 

[BetterCallSaul]

In the amount of time OP agonized and overanalyzed this social media soap opera drama bull$hit, he could have used the same amount of energy to game and likely bang the commenter.

 

[devilkingx2]

In the amount of time OP agonized and overanalyzed this social media soap opera drama bull$hit, he could have used the same amount of energy to game and likely bang the commenter.

I was amused by the comment actually, it's only when my brother texted me that reality set in and I was like oh ****.