"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Favorite Comedian so far - Christopher Titus

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So my favorite comedian that I have found out about was Christopher Titus. He used to work for FOX and his show was called "Titus."

Norman Rockwell is Bleeding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvINZZnEJCU

Love is Evol (favorite one so far and probably best one for this website)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWl0jvDXgk&feature=related

Neverlution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo

What do you guys think, and what is your favorite comedians that you guys watch consistently?

- comic_relief
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
 

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btownbuck2012 said:
Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
I agree with Pablo Francisco for sure, but I think Louis CK is overrated. Everybody talking about him like he's the next Carl Sagan or something but I didn't like him as much as other people;
 
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Louis CK is my favorite these days. Bill Burr is always hilarious. Patrice O'neal was great.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ArcBound said:
I think Louis CK is overrated
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
 

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cook and pablo are awesome ck is okay and I think leno is overrated
 

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MisterD said:
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
Your opinion is noted but like I said I just don't like him that much standup or his show.
 

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Titus is definitely in my top best as well.

Aziz ansari
Bo burnham
Donald Glover
Anthony jesselnick

Just some of the top of my head that were relatively good.
 

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I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Marvin Gaye said:
I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
I think you might like this then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo&feature=plcp
 

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My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
 

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markharry said:
My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
Are you fukking kidding me



and nice first post bro
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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btownbuck2012 said:
hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
Wasn't planning on doing stand up but I think it could be fun. Just to be able to add it into my social discussions would be pretty awesome as well. At this time, no plans exist yet.

Oh and anything by team four star (DragonballZ abridged) fame

- comic_relief
 

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I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
Just the amount of times Titus talks about his dad in his stand-ups shows how much of an effect his father had on him.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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