"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Favorite Comedian so far - Christopher Titus

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So my favorite comedian that I have found out about was Christopher Titus. He used to work for FOX and his show was called "Titus."

Norman Rockwell is Bleeding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvINZZnEJCU

Love is Evol (favorite one so far and probably best one for this website)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWl0jvDXgk&feature=related

Neverlution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo

What do you guys think, and what is your favorite comedians that you guys watch consistently?

- comic_relief
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
 

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btownbuck2012 said:
Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
I agree with Pablo Francisco for sure, but I think Louis CK is overrated. Everybody talking about him like he's the next Carl Sagan or something but I didn't like him as much as other people;
 
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Louis CK is my favorite these days. Bill Burr is always hilarious. Patrice O'neal was great.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ArcBound said:
I think Louis CK is overrated
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
 

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cook and pablo are awesome ck is okay and I think leno is overrated
 

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MisterD said:
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
Your opinion is noted but like I said I just don't like him that much standup or his show.
 

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Titus is definitely in my top best as well.

Aziz ansari
Bo burnham
Donald Glover
Anthony jesselnick

Just some of the top of my head that were relatively good.
 

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I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Marvin Gaye said:
I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
I think you might like this then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo&feature=plcp
 

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My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
 

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My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
Are you fukking kidding me



and nice first post bro
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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btownbuck2012 said:
hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
Wasn't planning on doing stand up but I think it could be fun. Just to be able to add it into my social discussions would be pretty awesome as well. At this time, no plans exist yet.

Oh and anything by team four star (DragonballZ abridged) fame

- comic_relief
 

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I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
Just the amount of times Titus talks about his dad in his stand-ups shows how much of an effect his father had on him.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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