"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Favorite Comedian so far - Christopher Titus

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So my favorite comedian that I have found out about was Christopher Titus. He used to work for FOX and his show was called "Titus."

Norman Rockwell is Bleeding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvINZZnEJCU

Love is Evol (favorite one so far and probably best one for this website)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWl0jvDXgk&feature=related

Neverlution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo

What do you guys think, and what is your favorite comedians that you guys watch consistently?

- comic_relief
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
 

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btownbuck2012 said:
Louis CK
Bill Burr
Pablo Francisco (Maybe the most underrated comedian EVER)
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White


^all amazingly funny people. hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
I agree with Pablo Francisco for sure, but I think Louis CK is overrated. Everybody talking about him like he's the next Carl Sagan or something but I didn't like him as much as other people;
 
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Louis CK is my favorite these days. Bill Burr is always hilarious. Patrice O'neal was great.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I think Louis CK is overrated
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
 

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cook and pablo are awesome ck is okay and I think leno is overrated
 

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MisterD said:
Whaaaat.

CK is the greatest living stand up. Anyone else is a very distant second.

The man only uses his jokes once then throws them away, no two shows of his are the same. I don't know any comic working that does that.

Some comics come up with a routine and travel with it for a year or more, the same material. He comes up with new stuff for every set.

Granted his show is hit or miss but his standup is unmatched currently.

Patton Oswalt had a great quote about him in GQ (I believe) a few months back: "He's like Hendrix. Before Hendrix, people used to argue about who the greatest guitarist of all time was. Then Hendrix came out and eveyone was like 'Okay, who's the second best of all time'.
Your opinion is noted but like I said I just don't like him that much standup or his show.
 

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Titus is definitely in my top best as well.

Aziz ansari
Bo burnham
Donald Glover
Anthony jesselnick

Just some of the top of my head that were relatively good.
 

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I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Marvin Gaye said:
I don't really watch stand up comedy. But

Dave Chappelle

Larry David


Dave Chappelle's stand up comedy makes me think about the world around me, it's more intelligent social commentary. Same with Curb Your Enthusiam, I don't really watch LD's stand up comedy.
I think you might like this then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo&feature=plcp
 

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My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
 

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My favorite comedian:
-Mark Lowry
-Sinbad
-Dane Cook
-Russell Peters

love to watch their shows :D
Are you fukking kidding me



and nice first post bro
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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btownbuck2012 said:
hey comic, are u trying to do stand up comedy or just like watching it?
Wasn't planning on doing stand up but I think it could be fun. Just to be able to add it into my social discussions would be pretty awesome as well. At this time, no plans exist yet.

Oh and anything by team four star (DragonballZ abridged) fame

- comic_relief
 

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I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'm glad I don't have kids or I would be like Titus' dad, and the only thing they would ever remember me saying is 'Stop being a wussy!!!'
Just the amount of times Titus talks about his dad in his stand-ups shows how much of an effect his father had on him.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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