MatureDJ
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:betheman said:"Im a lady with curves" "I know Im overweight but compared to other bigger women Im average now"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:betheman said:"Im a lady with curves" "I know Im overweight but compared to other bigger women Im average now"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
And I still maintain that if you slice them up first it's perfectly manageable.5string said:I keep telling you guys that fat chicks are difficult to kidnap!
I'd rather spank the weasel than do Ms.Piggie.
Generalizing too hastily, but I get your point. There is probably a correlation between entering into extreme beauty levels and sense of entitlement.EastWind said:Your judgement on what is considered to be fat or unattractive notwithstanding, I've found women in the 6-7 rating range to be much more enjoyable in every respect than the 8+'s. This is for girls aged 18-25. The hotter ones are nicer to look at, definitely, but the amount of bull**** and air-headedness one has to suffer through - unless you are THE alpha dog - is just not worth, even more so because a lot of the 8+ are horrible in bed. You can call me out for lack of standards all you want, but I'd rather have a nice interaction and awesome sex with a 6-7, free of frustration, than deal with any portion of a HB9's antics. This goes double for "relationship material" girls. I just assume any HB8+ in the 18-25 range to not be material for any kind of interaction, short or prolonged.
I have told my friends a few times, joking only a little, that I follow the golden rule. I will call them idiots or fat if they are being idiots or getting fat because I would want them to alert me of the same if I were to make such massive blunders. That is the golden rule that everyone always promotes, is it not?gradhodude said:chicks need to tell other Chicks that they are getting fat. If guys do they are being *******s. But if chicks DON'T they are being more of an *******.
Yep thats all that is on that site... Got tired of meeting those its nasty facial hair and chest hair sometimes. FAT no thanks...betheman said:How can fat women think they can be sexy?
check out POF, look at the whales on there and know one thing...there are thousands of desperate guys with incredibly low standards, who will WK those monsters. there is no real incentive for a lot of those women to look after themselves, the attitude is, "Im a lady with curves" "I know Im overweight but compared to other bigger women Im average now" and Ive actually heard this.
if some mens standards werent so low, women wouldnt be whales
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
POF is your calling Fat Lay JayFatal Jay said:I wont lie i like to go to bed with fatties but never date
So basically, NAFWALT?backbreaker said:the idea that all fat women think they are hot only exists on this site. that's not real life.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.