"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fat chick got owned on OkCupid

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http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

Cliff notes:

- 5'5" 200lb chick told Guy that she's average. Dumb guy didn't ask for a full body shot and took her words.
- They met up. Guy got pissed & was a jerk to her then left. Fattie was upset and got drunk.
- Guy got home, watched porn, got horny and booty-called Fattie over. Fattie thought he was making it up to her for being a jerk.
- Guy fvcked & chucked her. Fattie whined on OKCupid. Guy posted his side. People sided with him.
- Free entertainment for everyone.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She made the frontpage of many social bookmarking sites and now is e-famous. :D
 
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Just so everyone doesn't have to waste their time reading through every single person's comment on the post.....

The Fat biatches' name is: zyxz

The "Jerk" is under the name of: ShivaTheMascot


Enjoy Everyone ----> One of the best threads ever! :yes:
 
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Moral of the story:

Treat a woman badly, let her get drunk on her own dime, and she'll fvck you.

At least, if she's a horny fat whale she will.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hahahaha, I usually don't read those threads but that one had me addicted. Poor fatty is a nutjob too. Look at the link to her other post where she says she posted pictures of a skinny broad to fool people. She hasn't responded to the post either, hopefully she didn't off herself. The paragon19 dudes posts literally had me rollin.
 
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The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
 
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Wiesman44 said:
The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
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Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...
 
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Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...
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why dont u click the link and read the thread for yourself.......its exactly what i said, no need for me to elaborate.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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