"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Fat chick got owned on OkCupid

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http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

Cliff notes:

- 5'5" 200lb chick told Guy that she's average. Dumb guy didn't ask for a full body shot and took her words.
- They met up. Guy got pissed & was a jerk to her then left. Fattie was upset and got drunk.
- Guy got home, watched porn, got horny and booty-called Fattie over. Fattie thought he was making it up to her for being a jerk.
- Guy fvcked & chucked her. Fattie whined on OKCupid. Guy posted his side. People sided with him.
- Free entertainment for everyone.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She made the frontpage of many social bookmarking sites and now is e-famous. :D
 

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Just so everyone doesn't have to waste their time reading through every single person's comment on the post.....

The Fat biatches' name is: zyxz

The "Jerk" is under the name of: ShivaTheMascot


Enjoy Everyone ----> One of the best threads ever! :yes:
 

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Moral of the story:

Treat a woman badly, let her get drunk on her own dime, and she'll fvck you.

At least, if she's a horny fat whale she will.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hahahaha, I usually don't read those threads but that one had me addicted. Poor fatty is a nutjob too. Look at the link to her other post where she says she posted pictures of a skinny broad to fool people. She hasn't responded to the post either, hopefully she didn't off herself. The paragon19 dudes posts literally had me rollin.
 

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The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...
 

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OTB said:
Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...

why dont u click the link and read the thread for yourself.......its exactly what i said, no need for me to elaborate.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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