"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fat chick got owned on OkCupid

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http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

Cliff notes:

- 5'5" 200lb chick told Guy that she's average. Dumb guy didn't ask for a full body shot and took her words.
- They met up. Guy got pissed & was a jerk to her then left. Fattie was upset and got drunk.
- Guy got home, watched porn, got horny and booty-called Fattie over. Fattie thought he was making it up to her for being a jerk.
- Guy fvcked & chucked her. Fattie whined on OKCupid. Guy posted his side. People sided with him.
- Free entertainment for everyone.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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She made the frontpage of many social bookmarking sites and now is e-famous. :D
 
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Just so everyone doesn't have to waste their time reading through every single person's comment on the post.....

The Fat biatches' name is: zyxz

The "Jerk" is under the name of: ShivaTheMascot


Enjoy Everyone ----> One of the best threads ever! :yes:
 
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Moral of the story:

Treat a woman badly, let her get drunk on her own dime, and she'll fvck you.

At least, if she's a horny fat whale she will.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hahahaha, I usually don't read those threads but that one had me addicted. Poor fatty is a nutjob too. Look at the link to her other post where she says she posted pictures of a skinny broad to fool people. She hasn't responded to the post either, hopefully she didn't off herself. The paragon19 dudes posts literally had me rollin.
 
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The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
 
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Wiesman44 said:
The entire thing was a hoax. If u read towards the end, both the OP and the other guy that posted are the same person.
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Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...
 
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Really? ----> I'm quite confused all of a sudden :confused:


Please elaborate on your thought and send us a link to what you're talking about...
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why dont u click the link and read the thread for yourself.......its exactly what i said, no need for me to elaborate.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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