"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Farting in Bed

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Farting in bed while sleeping with your girlfriend, FB,wife.

Playful dominant fun?

Unromantic?

Or just plain nasty and don't give a fvck?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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bish0p

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Try farting while busting a nut...that sh!t is downright embarrassing, but when you're drinking multiple weight gainers, it's hard not to.

I have an ex who still picks at me for that..."Uh uh ooohhhh...Brrrrrr!"
 

HeyPachuco!

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I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?
 

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HeyPachuco! said:
I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?

Tell her to buy herself a dog and she can blame it on the animal. It can't deny it. lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Jack-Torrance

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That's pretty disgusting... If any girl in the world did that I would almost instantly lose all attraction, even if it's young Jenna Jameson...
 

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i prefer my girls to not fart near me. puts me off lol. i try to do the same and do it in private.
 

Strelok

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Farting in bed? I once felt the need for farting while she was blowing me.
I pretended to hear some noise outside the window and toke a couple of minutes to make sure nobody was outside.
 

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There is nothing wrong with releasing gas in front of your girl. It is playful sometimes and it is fun. In fact, she finds it amusing when I release it in my sleep. Relax fellas...
 
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