"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Farting in Bed

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Farting in bed while sleeping with your girlfriend, FB,wife.

Playful dominant fun?

Unromantic?

Or just plain nasty and don't give a fvck?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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bish0p

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Try farting while busting a nut...that sh!t is downright embarrassing, but when you're drinking multiple weight gainers, it's hard not to.

I have an ex who still picks at me for that..."Uh uh ooohhhh...Brrrrrr!"
 

HeyPachuco!

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I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?
 

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HeyPachuco! said:
I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?

Tell her to buy herself a dog and she can blame it on the animal. It can't deny it. lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's pretty disgusting... If any girl in the world did that I would almost instantly lose all attraction, even if it's young Jenna Jameson...
 

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i prefer my girls to not fart near me. puts me off lol. i try to do the same and do it in private.
 

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Farting in bed? I once felt the need for farting while she was blowing me.
I pretended to hear some noise outside the window and toke a couple of minutes to make sure nobody was outside.
 

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There is nothing wrong with releasing gas in front of your girl. It is playful sometimes and it is fun. In fact, she finds it amusing when I release it in my sleep. Relax fellas...
 
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