Farting in Bed

[Naughty Ninja]

Farting in bed while sleeping with your girlfriend, FB,wife.

Playful dominant fun?

Unromantic?

Or just plain nasty and don't give a fvck?

 

[bish0p]

Try farting while busting a nut...that sh!t is downright embarrassing, but when you're drinking multiple weight gainers, it's hard not to.

I have an ex who still picks at me for that..."Uh uh ooohhhh...Brrrrrr!"

 

[HeyPachuco!]

I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I've done it on a few occasions, my current girlfriend is around a 9 in my books and laughs when I rip a gigantic wopper in the bed during rumpypumpy time, for some reason they don't smell when she's in my presence? For such a hot chick, you would think nothing evil would come out of her, she has left some historic stenches in my bathroom before, so much so that I thought I was contemplating on dumping her.

I've been meaning to ask. She rarely farts infront of me, if anything, she'll fart when I'm not near her and I'll smell it when I get near her, then she'll deny it. I'm thinking, shes scared that I know she farted cos shes hot and hot girls don't do that?

Tell her to buy herself a dog and she can blame it on the animal. It can't deny it. lol

 

[Lexington]

Don't just fart, give her a Dutch oven!

 

[Jack-Torrance]

That's pretty disgusting... If any girl in the world did that I would almost instantly lose all attraction, even if it's young Jenna Jameson...

 

[blackwolf]

i prefer my girls to not fart near me. puts me off lol. i try to do the same and do it in private.

 

[Strelok]

Farting in bed? I once felt the need for farting while she was blowing me.
I pretended to hear some noise outside the window and toke a couple of minutes to make sure nobody was outside.

 

[amoka]

There is nothing wrong with releasing gas in front of your girl. It is playful sometimes and it is fun. In fact, she finds it amusing when I release it in my sleep. Relax fellas...