LandingWood
Don Juan
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What do you guys tell people who ask why you don't have any social networking accounts?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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- Thread starter LandingWood
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
switch
Master Don Juan
a girl just asked me this
"yeah but you are not n facebook,or other places.like a ninja."
i responded:
oh im too sexy and i get lots of stalkers. im too broke to pay stalker tax so no thank you.
edit: now that i think about it, i could have said : "oh you wanna stalk me now?" .....
damn...could have played it better...oh well maybe next time
"yeah but you are not n facebook,or other places.like a ninja."
i responded:
oh im too sexy and i get lots of stalkers. im too broke to pay stalker tax so no thank you.
edit: now that i think about it, i could have said : "oh you wanna stalk me now?" .....
damn...could have played it better...oh well maybe next time
I say I'm busy with my engineering degree and I am tired of seeing what people had for breakfast everyday.
If I had a Facebook I would probably post a pic of a plate of food and next to it one of a toilet with a massive dump. You know, a before and after picture.:cheer:
If I had a Facebook I would probably post a pic of a plate of food and next to it one of a toilet with a massive dump. You know, a before and after picture.:cheer:
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Use it to work a number grab. Say "it's not my thing, what's your number, I'll text and call you". If she refuses, so be it. 90% of them just want it to stalk and snoop on your life. Don't give em the satisfaction. If they wanna know what you're about they gotta go out with you, as a man and woman should do.
I've been trying not to post anything on Facebook lately and had considered deleting it all together.
Facebook ruins the mystery. Once a woman has full disclosure to what you're up to it kind of ruins the interest.
I probably will delete it within a few weeks.
Facebook ruins the mystery. Once a woman has full disclosure to what you're up to it kind of ruins the interest.
I probably will delete it within a few weeks.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.