"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facebook Dating... WTF???

wifehunter

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As If things weren't already stupid enough, here it comes....

 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Without watching FB's latest advert, I'll go out on a limb and admit that all of the online dating I've done, years ago now, was through FB messenger. And none of it worth a damn.

You can tell a lot about a girl from her FB page, the amount of orbiters throwing her supplication and the amount of camwhòre shots she has. Checking for male friends in common is particularly revealing. Chances are, she's slept with a few.

FB is a tool for gauging a woman's quality. No more, no less.
 

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Fvcking A right. I slay on FB/Messenger, especially with the 20 somethings. Been saying FB is the new old for awhile now. Now, if they would only make a party feature, where you don't have to send out mass invites on Messenger or blast it on FB.
 

Dust 2 Dust

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They're definitely jumping the shark now. Online dating ran it's course years ago and all these sites should be put out to pasture.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Without watching FB's latest advert, I'll go out on a limb and admit that all of the online dating I've done, years ago now, was through FB messenger. And none of it worth a damn.

You can tell a lot about a girl from her FB page, the amount of orbiters throwing her supplication and the amount of camwhòre shots she has. Checking for male friends in common is particularly revealing. Chances are, she's slept with a few.

FB is a tool for gauging a woman's quality. No more, no less.
Take note of those that has tons of FB/IG uploads and imbalance likes - males.

If you do wish to tangle urself, make a quick profit and eject lest you'd be entangled like those other orbiters.
 
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