"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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f/r: Brought home two chicks

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L777 said:
Well if you were a little more perceptive you'd notice the LR I posted from Last Thursday night. One of 3 this weekend. Straight up.

I only post reports that I feel will help the community, not every single lay. IMO that is boasting, and that was what Stand was doing in this post. Also it sounds fake. Most of his reports do, but that maybe just because of the vague way in which he writes them.
Vague? How much more detail do you want me to get into? I wrote this up at 3am last night, because I was bored, drunk, and browsing this forum.

I do not post all my lays. I don't know why you're under the impression I do.

I think someone can take something out of my FRs; and anyone that PM's me asking for help.. I help out.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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stand said:
Vague? How much more detail do you want me to get into? I wrote this up at 3am last night, because I was bored, drunk, and browsing this forum.

I do not post all my lays. I don't know why you're under the impression I do.

I think someone can take something out of my FRs; and anyone that PM's me asking for help.. I help out.

Hey stand good job:up: Keep posting some more field reports and don't worry about idiots like L777. He flames anyone he considers a threat. He has flamed me on numerous occasions. Its obvious from the way he posts has has subpar game and looks. He is just an annoying insecure little geek that doesn't get laid.

Any time anyone talks about being good looking or getting laid he is the first geek to chime in with negative BS.
 

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Lol. I might be mildly insulted if you lot weren't such a prize set of muppets.

Anyway, off to see my French FB now. Want a LR? Here's a preview: She's a 9, I'm gonna walk into her room, say about two words and then fvck her for an hour then come back out and go to my media class.

Oh please sosuave muppets, love me!! :rolleyes:
 

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L777 said:
Lol. I might be mildly insulted if you lot weren't such a prize set of muppets.

Anyway, off to see my French FB now. Want a LR? Here's a preview: She's a 9, I'm gonna walk into her room, say about two words and then fvck her for an hour then come back out and go to my media class.

Oh please sosuave muppets, love me!! :rolleyes:
If by hour you mean 5 minutes and by FB you mean your hand then I believe you.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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L777 said:
Lol. I might be mildly insulted if you lot weren't such a prize set of muppets.

Anyway, off to see my French FB now. Want a LR? Here's a preview: She's a 9, I'm gonna walk into her room, say about two words and then fvck her for an hour then come back out and go to my media class.

Oh please sosuave muppets, love me!! :rolleyes:
Step away from the keyboard.
 

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Michele said:
this isn't advice, but there should be FR's that are posted in the DJB. this is gold.
Agreed. Why was this guy banned? His field-reports were amazing and his posts were hysterical.

Bring him back!

(bumping this, because it is a great field-report)
 

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CuZzT said:
Agreed. Why was this guy banned? His field-reports were amazing and his posts were hysterical.

Bring him back!

(bumping this, because it is a great field-report)

yeah....what happened to him??
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My Name is Nobody said:
He probably got banned because he was a fake.
Where was the thread where you found out he was fake? Or are you just speculating?
 

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Where was the thread where you found out he was fake? Or are you just speculating?
There isn't one.. Do not listen to that weak minded gimp.. He is completely clueless and is spouting off bullsh!t. Look at the threads he creates. He is a failure.

"OMG I met a HB8 and just chatted with her... this is scary" - Get a grip.
 
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