"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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F-closing a virgin HB6 or better after you have turned 25?

Target_100

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Has anyone done it? And if so, how?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Maxtro

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Easy, hang out at Jr. High's....lol

Seriously, with most girls losing their virginity at 15-16 getting a virgin when you're over 18 is about as likely as getting struck by lightning.

You can try meeting girls at church but that's also a gamble that they'd be a virgin.

At my age I'll probably never sleep with a virgin. Though I will accomplish my goal of sleeping with a teenager 18-19 before I die.
 

Target_100

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I got a 19 year old hottie the other day. It was cool but I have this weird obsession with f-closing a virgin...
 

tihash

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I f-closed a 21 y/o cute virgin a couple of weeks ago. It is in my approach journal. First, it was pure luck. Second, she was out of town and here on Spring Break. Third, compliments worked like a charm on her. Fourth, she was drunk. And last but not least... she was the worst kisser and worst lay ever! My first virgin, and it was way overrated.
 

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Not sure why anyone would want to f close a virgin.... that cant be fun as you have to be very gentle...

If i have one night stands or a fling i want it to be with a experienced girl. If it is a wifey material than virgin is ok.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tesl

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Prodigy746 said:
Not sure why anyone would want to f close a virgin.... that cant be fun as you have to be very gentle...

If i have one night stands or a fling i want it to be with a experienced girl. If it is a wifey material than virgin is ok.
Totally agree.

I've been with 2 virgins and its nowhere near as good as someone who has some more experience. I really don't get some peoples obsessions with chasing virgins (maybe that's just because I've already done it...)
 

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Tesl said:
Totally agree.

I've been with 2 virgins and its nowhere near as good as someone who has some more experience. I really don't get some peoples obsessions with chasing virgins (maybe that's just because I've already done it...)
I agree with the two of you. My first experience was with a virgin, and since I was a virgin myself too, that was completely fine! In fact, I think that's how it's supposed to go, as you both can find out what works and what doesn't.

I've had a 23 year old virgin a while back, didn't know she was a virgin, and while I didn't take her v-card(Extremely shy and terrible kisser, unwilling to learn too), I fingered her and stopped her from jacking me off, because they way she attempted that, it felt like she tried to rip of my c*ck!
 

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But I just want to f*** a virgin!!!

(Crying)
 
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