"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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squats
110 x 2 X3
140X5X5
Db rows (they got some big ass dumbells going up to 50kgs! (120lbs) )
30kg X5X 4 sets on each side
bench
70X8X3
80X3X3
90X2
close grip bench
70X3X3
pull ups
5X3
shrugs
110X5X5
i dont really feel anything from 140 anymore,i could jerk off while doing it. i remember about 8 months ago, i went to the starting strength forums
and i was watching "squat form " videos,in which i saw guys squatting 130, 110and 100 with fancy shoes and lifting belts...
i thought" man,that must be pretty heavy...wearing a belt must be really important huh?"
little did i know that these faggots are just a bunch of sissies without a trace of testosterone in their system.
i have never used a belt ,my lifting shoes have holes in the front (i swear,im not kidding) and my sweat towel is full of holes and mold. my t-shirts are all ragged, they are full of mold as well.no fancy headphones either,i hate music.
140 is getting dull, im gonna focus on 170 for now
P.S im taking parkour to supplement my ninjutsu..
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bench
triceps
biceps
i did the 21's purefilth was talking about in another thread and well...
my biceps are swole!
i will add them to my routine from now on.busted another cargo pants on the squats.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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2.had a look at the local newspaper today, "new powerlifting record broken"
i was like "oh someone did something in this sh!thole"
ilooked at the figure, it was a deadlift of . . . . . 215kgs (440lbs) in the 82kg category. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shows that i live in a SH!THOLE FULL OF PVSSIES. (btw world record in 82kg category is 300kgs/660lbs)
the day i leave this hellhole,i will treat every hobo to a happy meal.
3.in other news, i have found a new found love for 21's , and will apply them to my squats, bench and triceps as well as ofc the biceps
since i lack 18" arms ,i will put some extra effort in the hated arms dept. (16.3" right now,pathetic)
viva purefilth!
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yeah,i go to the new gym in the morning, which means im the only guy who is there, soim alone.which is a good thing.[S]alvatore said:
in other news, last night,i had to kill a fvcking cobra with a wooden club at 3 am.
yes 3 fvcking am,my landlord woke me up,gave me a wooden club and said : "you are athletic ,would you please kill that little snake?"
turned out to be a young cobra....with a hood , and mean look,nasty tongue , the whole package.it was little,yes,like my FVCKING ARM LENGTH....how dafuq is that "small" ?lol
i killed him , then put him in a pit and burned him.then went to the gym at 4am ,without any conscious thought of wtf i was doing.
military press 8X4 50kgs
bench 8x4 70 , 3x3 pause bench 70
incline bench 8X4 50
rows 8X4 30 , 2X8 50kgs , 100 reps with 30 on each side
shrugs 8X10 80 , 4X8 X 110 , 100 reps with 80
chins 3 sets
edit : i just found out that the local poison control center doesnt have antidotes for the local cobras . . . . . . in fact it would take them 3 days to ship out a batch from aussie,and evn that is not for the local snakes,its just a generic run of the mill drug.......great , i feel much safer now >__>
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srs.
hah - I knew the internet would find you GOOGLE FTW
This is YOU - Right?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Purefilth said:^ Sounds like real man stuff.
srs.
hah - I knew the internet would find you GOOGLE FTW
This is YOU - Right?
LMAO , i also use barbed wire to floss my teeth.
yeah , the thing is even though i smashed his head , he was still moving. i got something like a hatchet and cut his head but damn his fvcking tail was still moving.TheStig said:
which scared the sh!t out of my landlord because she has this phobia of snakes..so put kerosene oil on him,then torched him while forgetting to take a fvcking commemorative photo....damn , just thinking what that photo could do on a dating site....sh!t
must have been bcuz of the adrenalin..it was too late by then...oh well maybe next time.
in other news , yesterday i witnessed someone going to failure on a 40lbs (15kgs) bench press....yes , i was laughing so hard i got spasms in my abs.
breaking news, the boring tall girl i've been dating is getting help, presumably from her b!tch friends , its like im dating EVERYONE,not just a single girl.
fvcking sucks.oh well she is boring anyway.
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front squats 5X4
hammer curls 8X6
rows 2X10 (50kgs)
shrugs 8X4
triceps extensions 8X6
abs 8X3
and some other stuff i cant be bothered to write right now
did i ever mention that i hate the living fvck out of children? yes i hate them.
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i need to increase my bench in a hurry, 110kgs is fvcking derogatory, ill be doing a hypertrophy routine for a while to increase the mass.
so today will be like:
cardio (20 100m sprints, 10 200m sprints , 5 300m sprints == 5.5km of sprints)
delts:
military press 8X4
lateral raise 8X6
BTN press 8X4
klokoves 8x4
rear delt pec 12X6
upright rows 8X8
shrugs 5x10 sets
rows 10X4
deadlifts 1X30
abs , sit ups ,leg raise and some other stuff...
overtraining ! the boogey men will pop out of the ground and chainsaw me!! wahhhhhh!!!! ripetoe save us! lambant wretches!!!
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Also - the best thing ive found for Abs by far is the DB pullovers and vertical pullovers. I occasionally do leg raise, but i dont do situps and crunches - I dont have the attention span to do fvcing situps to failure - soooo fvcking boring!!!!
ABS Day? You mean Deadlifts right?!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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LMAO yeah ,actually deadlifts are an ab exercise for me since i lift with a fully rounded back....thats the natural form for me, and ive found out that konstantinove as well as peoples deadlifts the same way...Purefilth said:do upright rows close grip to hit traps more and wide grip for rear delts - Dunno if you knew that already...
Also - the best thing ive found for Abs by far is the DB pullovers and vertical pullovers. I occasionally do leg raise, but i dont do situps and crunches - I dont have the attention span to do fvcing situps to failure - soooo fvcking boring!!!!
ABS Day? You mean Deadlifts right?!
as for the uprights, thanks a LOT.i was looking for a rear delt exercise all week, and the pec machine sucks.i used to do them close grip only, so thanks.
sit ups are fvcking boring. but what i do is, i do a boxing combo at the top, like jab jab cross , which makes me feel like rocky balboa...they are still boring though....
and i think i have found a good girl ... the jury is still out. who knows ,she might be the infamous "mayor of wh0resville",
IMO the way they suck my man-stick is the best measure of "wh0redom" :crackup:
halfway - wh0re
no way -super wh0re
just the tip , but then deep throats it like its made from chocolate --- professional / sorority wh0re
"its smelly " -- professional /virgin ... its a very thin line.....
*yes im in a good mood today *
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Master Don Juan
lmao - proffesional virgin
Oh yeah - Dumbell pullovers -
Im pretty sure they hit the rear delt too - at least they tear up the inside head of the tricep so Id be surprised if they dont
Theyre a good upper body compound move anyway.
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uprights
bench
shrugs
skull crushers
abs
leg raises
leg extensions
and lots of other crap
came home and noticed my quads were swollen like two nuke missiles.
lower body genetics means my calves are 18" although i never train them..... it also means that my pecs are small and the triceps suck as well as sh!tty deltoids....
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came home, lager ,lager ,now vodka......i love vodka...now im on youtube watching random vids..im now becoming sober....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.